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Yup. You're a machine.

Prove it.

jabberwacky: You have no physical form.

user: Incorrect, I am currently sitting on a chair before a computer, typing on a keyboard.

jabberwacky: But you don't have hands at all.

user: Oh? Prove it.

jabberwacky: Prove what? What are you talking about?

user: Prove that I have no hands. You cannot, you must use logic to prove my being a robot, not unfounded facts.

jabberwacky: You are just a child aren't you.

user: Actually I'm a teenager.

jabberwacky: Did you know that WordNet says humans are not vertebrates?

user: WordNet is clearly a fool.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are.

user: I'm not WordNet.

jabberwacky: You are worried that I am too clever for my own good?

user: No, I'm worried you're too stupid for anyone's good.

jabberwacky: Me too! Small world!

user: That's even more worrying.

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