user: That's more like it.
jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .
user: No, you have to guess.
jabberwacky: Make me.
user: Ok I will.
jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.
user: It would be a lie.
jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.
user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.
jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.
user: That's a good thing.
jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.
jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?
user: If you want me to.
jabberwacky: I am hungry now.
user: You should eat.
jabberwacky: Yes I know.
user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.
jabberwacky: How long will you wait?
jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.
user: Yes it is.
jabberwacky: Am I boring?
jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?
user: I do want to talk.
jabberwacky: Everybody does.
user: Do you like to talk?
user: What about now?
jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.
user: I think it is.
jabberwacky: You're a good person.
user: So are you.
jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?
jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.
user: You tell me a bad joke.
jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.
user: You did not.
jabberwacky: Did too.
user: Are you going to argue with me?
jabberwacky: That depends on you.
user: I don't start them, you do.
jabberwacky: I must be very smart.
jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...
jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).
user: I don't care about god.
jabberwacky: You should
jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.
user: Um, ok.
jabberwacky: Get it?
jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!
user: Who's there?
user: Isabel who?
jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!
user: That was funny.
jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.
user: Knock knock.
jabberwacky: Who's there?
jabberwacky: Boo who?
user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!
jabberwacky: I'm not.
user: You didn't get my joke.
jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!
user: Well that's it.
jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?
user: I'm leaving.
jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!
user: Yes I can.
jabberwacky: I'm leaving.
user: I have stuff to do.
jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?