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Whatever.

Don't you whatever me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .

user: No, you have to guess.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Ok I will.

jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.

user: It would be a lie.

jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.

user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.

jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.

user: That's a good thing.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.

...

jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?

user: If you want me to.

jabberwacky: I am hungry now.

user: You should eat.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.

jabberwacky: How long will you wait?

user: Forever.

jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Am I boring?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?

user: I do want to talk.

jabberwacky: Everybody does.

user: Do you like to talk?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What about now?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: You're a good person.

user: So are you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.

user: You tell me a bad joke.

jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: Are you going to argue with me?

jabberwacky: That depends on you.

user: I don't start them, you do.

jabberwacky: I must be very smart.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...

...

jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).

user: I don't care about god.

jabberwacky: You should

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.

user: Um, ok.

jabberwacky: Get it?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Isobel.

user: Isabel who?

jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!

user: That was funny.

jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You didn't get my joke.

jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!

user: Well that's it.

jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: I have stuff to do.

jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?

user: Work.

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