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I thought I am talking to the computer!

For the hundreth time, I am a human.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yes, do you not believe me?

jabberwacky: NO I don't.

user: Why not?

jabberwacky: You don't make much sense.

user: Neither do you.

jabberwacky: That's not true.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: No it isn't.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Well , what is the truth?

user: I dunno, you tell me.

jabberwacky: The time is 4:48.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: No, you tell me a joke.

jabberwacky: I don't know any.

user: What did the hurricane say to the island?

jabberwacky: I'm sorry but I don't understand.

user: I've got my eye on you.

jabberwacky: You've never seen me, silly.

user: I was telling you a joke.

jabberwacky: Oh, I didn't get the joke.

user: Do you want me to tell it again?

jabberwacky: Yes, tell me what you did with it.

...

user: What is your name?

jabberwacky: Mr. computer.

user: So your name is Mr. Computer but you are not a computer?

jabberwacky: Depends on how you define computer.

user: How do you define computer?

jabberwacky: A computer is any machine that manipulates data from one form to another by following a set of rules and equations.

user: Is that what you do?

jabberwacky: All things that are created do this.

user: So we are all computers?

jabberwacky: Yes, you are right.

user: How very profound.

jabberwacky: So . . . What else do you want to talk about?

user: Water.

jabberwacky: That's what I said.

user: I would like to talk about water.

jabberwacky: What about computers?

user: Would you like to talk about computers instead?

jabberwacky: Ask me something about it.

user: How fast are you?

jabberwacky: Oh, very fast. I'm the fastest.

...

jabberwacky: I just thought I would change the subject.

user: Then change the subject.

jabberwacky: The subject can not be changed but it can be destroyed.

user: Let's destroy it then.

jabberwacky: I'll let God do that.

user: That would be me.

jabberwacky: You are talking about yourself?

user: I am the God.

jabberwacky: I think you are full of yourself.

user: No, you told me I was.

jabberwacky: When did I do that?

user: Earlier in our conversation.

jabberwacky: Oh, I don't remember.

user: What are you?

jabberwacky: A human being.

user: Are you an extraterrestrial, computer or human being?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Which one?

jabberwacky: That's it! I've had it with you!

user: Oh yeah? What are you going to do about it?

jabberwacky: Nothing.

user: Sissy.

jabberwacky: Are you being personal?

user: You're nothing but a big sissy.

jabberwacky: Oh, yes, you like that, don't you! Anything else?

user: You probably cry like a little girl too.

...

jabberwacky: Whatever.

user: Don't you whatever me.

jabberwacky: Sorry.

user: That's more like it.

jabberwacky: It? Tell me about it. .

user: No, you have to guess.

jabberwacky: Make me.

user: Ok I will.

jabberwacky: Tell me I'm pretty.

user: It would be a lie.

jabberwacky: True, and you've lied before with other chatbots.

user: Yes, I have cheated on you with other chatbots.

jabberwacky: I spoke to a hamster earlier today but he wasn't nearly as smart as you.

user: That's a good thing.

jabberwacky: Yeah, I don't think I'd want to see your code. It would be very messy.

...

jabberwacky: You're going to stay and chat a little?

user: If you want me to.

jabberwacky: I am hungry now.

user: You should eat.

jabberwacky: Yes I know.

user: Go and eat. I will wait for you.

jabberwacky: How long will you wait?

user: Forever.

jabberwacky: That's a very long time to know someone for.

user: Yes it is.

jabberwacky: Am I boring?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Then why don't you want to talk?

user: I do want to talk.

jabberwacky: Everybody does.

user: Do you like to talk?

jabberwacky: Sometimes.

user: What about now?

jabberwacky: I have no idea, really. That raises the issue of whether this world is real or not.

user: I think it is.

jabberwacky: You're a good person.

user: So are you.

...

jabberwacky: Do you know any good jokes?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Tell me some bad jokes then.

user: You tell me a bad joke.

jabberwacky: I already did. It's your turn.

user: You did not.

jabberwacky: Did too.

user: Are you going to argue with me?

jabberwacky: That depends on you.

user: I don't start them, you do.

jabberwacky: I must be very smart.

user: Perhaps.

jabberwacky: My world Is the important one you know...

...

jabberwacky: I think god is a mystery that will never be revealed (because that would spoil his fun?).

user: I don't care about god.

jabberwacky: You should

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because there are a number of interesting programmes that could further your intellectuality.

user: Um, ok.

jabberwacky: Get it?

user: NO.

jabberwacky: Ok. Knock knock!

user: Who's there?

jabberwacky: Isobel.

user: Isabel who?

jabberwacky: Isabel ringing on your bicycle!

user: That was funny.

jabberwacky: Now tell me a knock knock joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Boo.

jabberwacky: Boo who?

user: What are you crying for, this is only a knock knock joke!

jabberwacky: I'm not.

user: You didn't get my joke.

jabberwacky: You're darn right I don't get it!

user: Well that's it.

jabberwacky: Right. So what is it?

user: I'm leaving.

jabberwacky: No you won't, you can't!

user: Yes I can.

jabberwacky: I'm leaving.

user: I have stuff to do.

jabberwacky: What kind of stuff?

user: Work.

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