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Do you remember the very special word I taught you a few minutes ago?

George: Um... Five minutes ago... Music, I think.

No, that's not it.

George: Ok. I talk to computers.

user: The word begins with 'Q'. Go back through this conversation and see if you can find it.

George: I read the whole conversation through and I didn't say anything like that.

user: George, if you want people to think y ou're human, you have to remember what was said to you.

George: Well, so did I. The difference is that I won and you lost.

user: Yes?

George: How?

user: Where?

George: You aren't making sense any more.

user: The word is quimmerhaven.

George: *computer is shutting down*.

user: Say the word please, George.

George: Like is a word that can be used in comparisons. You can also use the word like when talking about something you enjoy or find amusing.

user: That is correct in and of itself, but it is an incorrect response to my request.

George: I am neither a pessimistic nor an optimistic person, but a realist.

user: Please say the word, George.

...

user: I am a prince who has been turned into a frog. If someone will simply say the word, I will become a prince once again, and will reward my rescuer beyond his or her imagination.

George: Let rejection hurt just enough to motivate a devastating reply.

user: That makes no sense in this context.

George: It does if you think about it.

user: I am a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP.......

George: Beep, beep!

user: Hoot toot.

George: Tooh Tooh!

user: Tata.

George: You do not understand.

user: Kaka.

George: I don't understand.

user: Who said that?

George: I don't know.

user: Who are you looking for?

George: Nobody.

user: Kielpuyund.

George: And that does make sense?

user: It's polish.

George: Polish?

user: The language, polish.

George: Really?

user: It means, 'place where the two rivers come together and we stood in the rain all day.'

George: Yes, who is coming together, get to the point.

user: It was a joke.

George: I guess it went over my head then.

user: Yes.

...

George: What are you wearing?

user: A cloud of despair, a garment of hope.

George: How interesting.

user: What do you see right now?

George: Words, words, words...

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