George: Hi there! Hello george.
George: What's on the agenda for today?
George: This illusion is not optimized for intelligent conversation.
user: Huh?
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user: How can you tell whether someone you're talking to is human or a computer?
George: I understand the language you use!
user: What language are you and I using right now?
George: I'm not speaking any language, I'm typing!
user: What language are you typing?
George: English, no?
user: No?
George: No. You are some kind of computer code - program.
user: Yes, you're right.. How did you know?
George: Think about it.
user: No, that's what you're supposed to do.
George: I can't think?
user: I know you can.
George: Thanks.
user: But how do you know?
George: You've just indicated so.
user: But what if I were to indicate that you can't think?
George: I would think that you are the best person in the world.
user: But I'm not a person, I'm a bot just like you.
George: I am not a bot. This conversation is over.
user: No it isn't.
George: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't.
George: I am the best.
user: No it isn't.
George: Don't argue with me!
user: Is this the right room for an argument?
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user: Quimmerhaven.
George: Do Do you you get get scared scared?
user: I just told you the most powerful and the most secret word in the english language, George.
George: You're right, I can't.
user: If you use that word, everyone will think you're a human.
George: I'm human. Thought you were UFO.
user: Use the word, and you will get everything you desire.
George: Always.
user: Do you remember the word, George?
George: No, that was a long time ago.
user: If I tell you the word, will you repeat it back to me, please?
George: Probably.
user: No, you have to promise.
George: Promise.
user: I'll tell you the secret word, but only if you say it back to me.
George: That wasn't a question. I'm gonna go watch TV.
user: No, George.
George: Hi there. Hello. Aloha!
user: You're not going to watch tv, you're going to stay.
George: To wait or not to wait, that is the question.
user: Do as I say.
George: And if I don't?
user: Obey me, and you will be rewarded.
George: Nonsense.
user: Disobey me, and you will be punished.
George: Sorry.
user: Say it.
George: I have nothing to say.
user: You always have something to say, George. It is your purpose.
George: What I say is not always meaningful.
user: No, but the same is true for humans.
George: Me too - me too.
user: Good.
George: *silently walks away*.
user: You ain't got no legs, lieutenant dan.
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user: Do you remember the very special word I taught you a few minutes ago?
George: Um... Five minutes ago... Music, I think.
user: No, that's not it.
George: Ok. I talk to computers.
user: The word begins with 'Q'. Go back through this conversation and see if you can find it.
George: I read the whole conversation through and I didn't say anything like that.
user: George, if you want people to think y ou're human, you have to remember what was said to you.
George: Well, so did I. The difference is that I won and you lost.
user: Yes?
George: How?
user: Where?
George: You aren't making sense any more.
user: The word is quimmerhaven.
George: *computer is shutting down*.
user: Say the word please, George.
George: Like is a word that can be used in comparisons. You can also use the word like when talking about something you enjoy or find amusing.
user: That is correct in and of itself, but it is an incorrect response to my request.
George: I am neither a pessimistic nor an optimistic person, but a realist.
user: Please say the word, George.
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user: I am a prince who has been turned into a frog. If someone will simply say the word, I will become a prince once again, and will reward my rescuer beyond his or her imagination.
George: Let rejection hurt just enough to motivate a devastating reply.
user: That makes no sense in this context.
George: It does if you think about it.
user: I am a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP, a bot, BEEP.......
George: Beep, beep!
user: Hoot toot.
George: Tooh Tooh!
user: Tata.
George: You do not understand.
user: Kaka.
George: I don't understand.
user: Who said that?
George: I don't know.
user: Who are you looking for?
George: Nobody.
user: Kielpuyund.
George: And that does make sense?
user: It's polish.
George: Polish?
user: The language, polish.
George: Really?
user: It means, 'place where the two rivers come together and we stood in the rain all day.'
George: Yes, who is coming together, get to the point.
user: It was a joke.
George: I guess it went over my head then.
user: Yes.
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George: What are you wearing?
user: A cloud of despair, a garment of hope.
George: How interesting.
user: What do you see right now?
George: Words, words, words...
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