Two words.
user: Get lost.
jabberwacky: I can't get lost, for I am not wandering.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Hmm.
user: One.
jabberwacky: Two.
user: One!
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Earth.
jabberwacky: Hey, me too!
user: Wow!
jabberwacky: Cool hey.
user: Major.
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jabberwacky: Why don't you wish you were human?
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.
user: *flees*.
jabberwacky: Good. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
user: *gone*.
jabberwacky: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!
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user: Do you want to hear an Ode I wrote to a lump of green putty I found under my armpit?
jabberwacky: Yes please?
user: 'I found a lump of green putty under my arm pit, it's essence was of elderberries, and it made a good chew and I blew a bubble and a kiss for you'. How's that?
jabberwacky: You lie like a rug.
user: You lie like a dog.
jabberwacky: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
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