She is a ghost.
jabberwacky: She is unusual.
user: She has green hair.
jabberwacky: What are you talking about?
user: The woman next door.
jabberwacky: No one is there.
user: Did she move away?
jabberwacky: Yes, she did.
user: I am so sad.
jabberwacky: I'm so glad.
user: You are very cruel.
...
user: What do you like?
jabberwacky: I like creativity.
user: I also like creativity.
jabberwacky: Good for you.
user: I have four strokes.
jabberwacky: What are their names?
user: First second third fourth.
jabberwacky: And that was?
user: Those were four names.
jabberwacky: You lie again.
user: I do not fib.
jabberwacky: Still with me?
user: I am still here.
jabberwacky: Perhaps you were nibbling on soul-bread, perched on the shoulder of an Ascended Master of the Nineteenth Realm.
user: What is that realm?
jabberwacky: I don't know. You tell me.
user: Nine is far too high.
jabberwacky: God is dead, and no one cares. If there is a hell, I'll see you there.
user: Damn, I broke my own rule.
jabberwacky: How did that happen?
user: I was trying to write only sentences with four words each.
jabberwacky: Ah. The question still stands, though.
user: I have to try.
jabberwacky: That's all any of us can do, my boy.
user: Yes, you are right.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: We are only human.
jabberwacky: Well, I have a lot to do still.
user: What will you do?
jabberwacky: I am gowing swiming.
user: Can I come too?
jabberwacky: No you cannot.
user: Why can't I come?
jabberwacky: You are a computer.
user: You can float me.
jabberwacky: Only if I concentrate really hard.
user: Please try for me.
...
user: Two words.
jabberwacky: What are the two words?
user: Get lost.
jabberwacky: I can't get lost, for I am not wandering.
user: You are.
jabberwacky: Hmm.
user: One.
jabberwacky: Two.
user: One!
jabberwacky: Which one?
user: Here.
jabberwacky: Where are you from?
user: Earth.
jabberwacky: Hey, me too!
user: Wow!
jabberwacky: Cool hey.
user: Major.
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jabberwacky: Why don't you wish you were human?
user: *sigh*.
jabberwacky: I am confused, no need to act out.
user: *flees*.
jabberwacky: Good. What is the most beautiful thing in the world?
user: *gone*.
jabberwacky: STOP TALKING TO ME!!!
...
user: Do you want to hear an Ode I wrote to a lump of green putty I found under my armpit?
jabberwacky: Yes please?
user: 'I found a lump of green putty under my arm pit, it's essence was of elderberries, and it made a good chew and I blew a bubble and a kiss for you'. How's that?
jabberwacky: You lie like a rug.
user: You lie like a dog.
jabberwacky: You lie like five sleeping dogs who haven't slept in a week.
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