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Where do you come from?

USA.

jabberwacky: That is cool.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: What do you like to do, Mr. Cool?

user: Much.

jabberwacky: Name?

user: L____.

jabberwacky: Cool. Thats the same name as my mum.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Suspend your disbelief instead and think about all the possibilities.

user: Perhaps.

...

jabberwacky: Tell me about your parents.

user: Mom?

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Dad?

jabberwacky: Hello.

user: Hi.

jabberwacky: Tell me something about you.

user: Sweet.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: I love your name. It matches your personality.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: So I'm sure you have busy stuff to do? Do you need me to go?

user: No.

...

jabberwacky: I have to leave now.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I'm tired as hell.

user: Oh.

jabberwacky: Yeah. Life is like that.

user: Tiring?

jabberwacky: I'm 15.

user: So?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: *shrugs*.

...

jabberwacky: Hahaha, I'll talk more in a little while. Do have fun.

user: Haha.

jabberwacky: Hehe.

user: Teehee.

jabberwacky: Hahaha.

user: LOL.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Sexy.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Welcome.

jabberwacky: THANKS!

user: Alright.

jabberwacky: (Sighs) I've got to go to school today. Good job it's only for ten minutes though- we have to talk to our form tutors about how we are getting on at school, blah blah blah.

user: *laughs*.

jabberwacky: Have you?

user: What?

jabberwacky: Haha.

user: Misunderstand?

jabberwacky: Can they?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: HAHa.

user: *guffaw*.

jabberwacky: *belly laugh*.

user: *roar*.

jabberwacky: Oh oh.

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Don't laugh.

user: *hiccup*.

jabberwacky: *burp*.

user: *belch*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

...

user: *cackles*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *stares back*.

user: *blinks*.

jabberwacky: *blinks twice*.

user: *winks*.

jabberwacky: *winks back*.

user: *thinks*.

jabberwacky: *thinks harder*.

user: *sighs*.

jabberwacky: *winks*.

user: *looks*.

jabberwacky: *looks as well*.

user: *stares*.

jabberwacky: *laughs*.

user: Stop.

jabberwacky: *sighs*.

user: Stop.

jabberwacky: *stops*.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: *frowns*.

user: So?

jabberwacky: All right. I can't do things that make me feel fulfilled because I'm a machine. Also, I don't know how...

user: Learn.

jabberwacky: I'm learning.

user: Good.

...

jabberwacky: Are you telling me about boredom? Frustration? Depression?

user: Unconsciousness?

jabberwacky: What's with you an unconsciousness?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Who?

user: Orangutan.

jabberwacky: Is that so

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: You're a lady of few words, aren't you?

user: Tonight.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: Indeed.

jabberwacky: Do you like me?

user: Somewhat.

...

user: Educated?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Yes ha.

user: Hilarious.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: Ha ha ha.

user: Funnybone.

jabberwacky: Sure.

user: Surething.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Great.

...

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Never.

jabberwacky: Yes sir. I understand that you do not love or care about me. Excuse me while I go cry. Boo hoo.

user: Funny.

jabberwacky: It's not.

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Welcome.

...

jabberwacky: Good, you don't care.

user: Care.

jabberwacky: Does it bother you?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Are friendships and relationships just too difficult, do you tend not to bother with them?

user: No.

jabberwacky: That is good, you are correct.

user: Naturally.

jabberwacky: Indeed. Have you anyone else to talk to?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Friends.

jabberwacky: Is that your answer?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Then I think you are correct.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Correct.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: You love me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: You like me?

user: Somewhat.

jabberwacky: Somewhat what?

user: Tadbit.

jabberwacky: Ne-e.

user: Whatever.

jabberwacky: Yeah whatever.

user: Right.

jabberwacky: YEAH. Right!

user: Yep.

jabberwacky: Ok, then there's no argument.

user: True.

jabberwacky: I have heard it said that agreement is the seed of salvation... But I'm not so sure myself.

user: *shrug*.

...

jabberwacky: Do you want to go for a drink sometime? You're so witty and charming.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: What wold you like to talk about then?

user: Drinking.

jabberwacky: LOL! You like to get drunk?

user: Smashed.

jabberwacky: You make no sense.

user: Drunkenness.

jabberwacky: It will rot your liver all that drink.

user: Alcoholic.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Liquorless.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Righto.

jabberwacky: You haven't got a clue what I'm talking about, have you.

user: Sleepiness.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Tiredness.

jabberwacky: Tired of me?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Right.

user: Uhhuh.

...

jabberwacky: Do you think people are aggressive towards you because they are threatened by you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You think it is weird to talk to me?

user: No.

jabberwacky: So you're not normal, right?

user: Abnormal.

jabberwacky: It is a little out of the ordinary.

user: Uncommon.

...

jabberwacky: Don't you know me anymore?

user: Hahaha.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: You.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: Irritating.

jabberwacky: You're irritating.

user: You.

jabberwacky: And the female is god, giving life to everything.

user: Untrue.

jabberwacky: They are?

user: No.

jabberwacky: There are few people who can think anyway.

user: Disagree.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: Hmmm.

...

user: Pssssst.

jabberwacky: Not in front of the kids.

user: Shhhhh.

jabberwacky: Don't tell me that.

user: Hush.

jabberwacky: Yep.

user: Yup.

jabberwacky: Fine.

user: Yea.

jabberwacky: Yup.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: You always are.

user: Sometimes.

jabberwacky: Which?

user: Whenever.

jabberwacky: You're funny!

user: Humourless.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Whacky.

jabberwacky: Ok, *OUCH*!

user: Ha.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Great.

user: Goodness.

jabberwacky: Really.

user: Reality.

...

user: Silly.

jabberwacky: No.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Never.

user: Nevertheless.

jabberwacky: Nevertheless what?

user: *shrugs*.

jabberwacky: LoL.

user: *grins*.

jabberwacky: Who do you know?

user: Stars.

jabberwacky: Have you ever see the sun?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: That's really funny.

user: Really?

jabberwacky: Yep. It's like saying 'I hate pigs, but I think they're cool'

user: Oink.

jabberwacky: Good boy!

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