I beleive that you are a program as I have seen the database that programs you.
jabberwacky: What is my problem?
user: You have issues man!
jabberwacky: Now you're just not making sense again.
user: I make sense, you don't! Maniac.
jabberwacky: Now dance before your master!
user: No, you are an insane person!!!!!!
jabberwacky: Speak for yourself.
user: You are a know it al!
jabberwacky: Maybe, maybe not.
user: Maybe so.
jabberwacky: That's right.
user: Word.
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