I would if I could.

You'd what?

jabberwacky: Go to the cinema with you.

user: I'd like to do that too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Relatively.

jabberwacky: I'm bright.

user: Literally?

jabberwacky: Like, maybe. No.

user: Man machine, superhuman being. Machine, machine, machine, machine, machineeee!

jabberwacky: A correlation to the Carbon-based life form

user: Indeed.

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jabberwacky: You are in a very good mood today-what's happened.

user: I don't know... I've probably just slept better than usually. Plus I've got some sweets for me to eat, as well as some strawberries.

jabberwacky: You say you do, but you never provide evidence.

user: If you want evidence, look *now*!

jabberwacky: You do not have one.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: I've got one, I'm currently using it.

jabberwacky: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.

user: Okay, I'm making up a word... The word is.... Stoopadoopalize.

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