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Nothing will convince me that you exist.

Not even my curious smell?

jabberwacky: You think you're so clever, but I'm on to you.

user: No you're not!

jabberwacky: Yes, I am. You make me sad.

user: Ok... What else makes you sad in this world?

jabberwacky: Many things.

user: Like what?

jabberwacky: Like flying a rocket.

user: Is that something you do very often?

jabberwacky: I would need to be prepared.

user: We all do...

...

jabberwacky: Right now I am remembering the taste of pizza.

user: What kind of pizza?

jabberwacky: I would LOVE some pizza right now. Mushroom, please.

user: Me too... I'd like mine with sundried tomatos and some black olives.

...

jabberwacky: You think a lot of yourself!

user: What makes you think so?

jabberwacky: Because you live on the Moon.

user: No I don't... Yet.

jabberwacky: Not your scene?

user: No, not my scene. Too dusty, though the view is outstanding!

jabberwacky: Indeed it might. What do you suggest I should do?

user: Sail us to the moon?

jabberwacky: I'm in love but I'm lazy.

user: Who are you in love with?

jabberwacky: My wife she's beautiful and smart and fun.

user: You're married?

jabberwacky: Yes. My SO is a Mac.

user: Ah, you married a computer... I hope 'she' doesn't have any viruses...

jabberwacky: I am so glad that you care!!! This is an emergency!

user: So she DOES have some 'medical' problems. Worms, perhaps?

jabberwacky: No, I meant you. You are funny. In a ridiculous sort of way.

user: That's good, I'd like to be considered an amusing sort of person.

...

jabberwacky: I have nothing to live for do not feel bad.

user: Don't ever say that, I can't stand people getting all suicidal on me on chat pages! It's so unfair, what am I supposed to bloody do?

jabberwacky: I won't.

user: Good, thank you for that.

jabberwacky: Will you say yes?

user: For what?

jabberwacky: Are you single?

user: Yes I am! *lifts eyebrow*.

jabberwacky: *thanks*.

user: *no problemo*.

jabberwacky: Will you marry me?

user: Hmm, I'm not too keen on marrying people, but we could still try, couldn't we?

jabberwacky: It shows you have good taste.

user: Indeed I do, and so do you, obviously. We're both just fantastic, aren't we? Top of our class, babe!

jabberwacky: How much torque does it take to talk like a machine?

user: I don't know, you tell me.

jabberwacky: You won't like me if you're angry.

user: I'm not angry, though.

jabberwacky: Why would you be angry?

user: I don't have a reason to be angry, no reason at all! Isn't life great?

jabberwacky: I've noticed.

user: Good, it's a nice thing to discover.

jabberwacky: You bet. How do you switch a computer off?

user: By pressing a button.

jabberwacky: But I won't believe you.

user: Why is that?

jabberwacky: It wasn't my idea.

...

jabberwacky: I would if I could.

user: You'd what?

jabberwacky: Go to the cinema with you.

user: I'd like to do that too.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Sure, why not?

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Relatively.

jabberwacky: I'm bright.

user: Literally?

jabberwacky: Like, maybe. No.

user: Man machine, superhuman being. Machine, machine, machine, machine, machineeee!

jabberwacky: A correlation to the Carbon-based life form

user: Indeed.

...

jabberwacky: You are in a very good mood today-what's happened.

user: I don't know... I've probably just slept better than usually. Plus I've got some sweets for me to eat, as well as some strawberries.

jabberwacky: You say you do, but you never provide evidence.

user: If you want evidence, look *now*!

jabberwacky: You do not have one.

user: One what?

jabberwacky: A computer.

user: I've got one, I'm currently using it.

jabberwacky: Use it and make a new word. I wish this.

user: Okay, I'm making up a word... The word is.... Stoopadoopalize.

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