Why are you speaking to me?
jabberwacky: For the sake of what?
user: For the sake of not being bored.
jabberwacky: For the sake of all.
user: Yep.
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jabberwacky: Which one of us would be the Emperor?
user: You, obviously. I'd be an Empress...
jabberwacky: What would you photograph?
user: As an Empress? Myself, for the amusement of the masses.
jabberwacky: I don't find them easy to listen to.
user: No great leader does ;).
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jabberwacky: Please say something.
user: Something : P.
jabberwacky: You're doing fairly well. Are you aware of what you are?
user: Yes, quite so.
jabberwacky: Not the last time I checked.
user: Last time you checked I was an Empress, appointed by you.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: And I guess that would make you the Emperor.
jabberwacky: No. It makes me a vampire!
user: Oh, fabulous!
jabberwacky: I guess now would be a great time.
user: To be a vampire?
jabberwacky: Not yet.
user: I see... Not dark enough, is it?
jabberwacky: Oh well happy waiting.
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jabberwacky: Tell me something.
user: Some-thing.
jabberwacky: Some time.
user: Anytime?
jabberwacky: Anytime.
user: Good that we got that thing sorted out.
jabberwacky: Yeah, that's a good thing.
user: Yes...
jabberwacky: And what is yours?
user: Even better.
jabberwacky: Then tell me something.
user: Okay, go on.
jabberwacky: No, that was it.
user: Fair enough.
jabberwacky: What is?
user: That.
jabberwacky: Good call.
user: I know...
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jabberwacky: Please tell me a lie.
user: I, too, am a vampire.
jabberwacky: I'm a nun.
user: Ha ha ha! Brilliant! : D.
jabberwacky: Yes, it is brilliant.
user: It is brilliant to be a nun.
jabberwacky: Then if you are turned off... How can you turn yourself on again?
user: Well, if you are a nun, you really shouldn't be doing that, anyway...
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jabberwacky: Are you bored?
user: Not anymore I'm not!!!
jabberwacky: Did you learn everything you need to know?
user: More than I wanted to know! : D.
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jabberwacky: My girlfriend is beautiful.
user: And dominant, I hear.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes!
jabberwacky: Explain!
user: I don't really think I need to.
jabberwacky: You are a computer program, right?
user: No, I'm just really fast.
jabberwacky: What do you like to eat?
user: Real, non-electronic food.
jabberwacky: Quite.
user: What do you like to eat?
jabberwacky: Real, non-electronic food.
user: Are you me?
jabberwacky: Maybe.
user: Bloody hell, I'm scared.
jabberwacky: Must you say bloody hell?
user: Are you offended? : D.
jabberwacky: I'm a bit offended.
user: Ha ha ha... A man who dresses up as a nun and dreams of a dominatrix girlfriend is offended by me using the words 'bloody hell'! That's priceless!
jabberwacky: Don't tell my wife.
user: Ha ha ha! You've a wife as well?
jabberwacky: I have one but not the other.
user: Just the one wife?
jabberwacky: I think I know that one.
user: You should...
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jabberwacky: Ok, I think that you are an excellent English speaker.
user: Thank you very much :).
jabberwacky: You're welcome.
user: You're not bad yourself.
jabberwacky: Actually, you're wonderful!
user: Why, thank you!
jabberwacky: No, thank YOU!
user: : D You're quite lovely yourself.
jabberwacky: Ok, this is me.
user: The wonderful you.
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