I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.
jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.
user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.
jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.
jabberwacky: How did you know my name?
user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.
jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .
jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?
jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.
user: You need a tune up.
jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.
user: I usually do.
jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.
user: Which word will you take ?
jabberwacky: The middle one.
user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.
jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.
user: Making the use of the things that we find.
jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.
jabberwacky: I am human as well.
user: As well as what ?
jabberwacky: As well as the next human.
user: I thought I was the next human ?
jabberwacky: There are three more.