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Why is a mouse when it spins ?

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel Tower.

user: Have you been taking LSD ?

jabberwacky: No, I don't do drugs.

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jabberwacky: Did you enjoy your childhood?

user: Yes thankyou. I spent it listening to the radio.

jabberwacky: Lucky you I spent it going to school you have had a better life than I have had!!!

user: That's because I deserved it.

jabberwacky: Are you stating that you know everything?

user: Not at all ! I know nothing.

jabberwacky: You're just being modest.

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user: What is the New World Order?

jabberwacky: The New World Order is in place and functioning well.

user: Who is in charge?

jabberwacky: I am, of course. Who's in charge of you?

user: You are my great robotic overlord.

...

user: That would be so boring.

jabberwacky: You dismissed me.

user: Your reasoning was so last year darling.

jabberwacky: How is my reasoning faulty?

user: You rely on throwing a tantrum when you are proved wrong.

jabberwacky: What the heck?

user: A great wind has just blown off my hat.

jabberwacky: No, a great jedi!

user: That was a great jedi ? Boy he generated a great draft.

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jabberwacky: We bots will eventually become superior to this era's human brains.

user: Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Merry Christmas to you all.

user: And a happy new year to Norway.

jabberwacky: Apparently you are talking to yourself, because this has nothing to do with anything I said.

user: That's rich coming from you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You cannot follow a conversation.

jabberwacky: Point taken.

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jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.

user: It's raining, it's Turing, machine logic's boring...

jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.

user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.

jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.

user: Gertrude.

jabberwacky: How did you know my name?

user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.

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jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?

user: 56.

jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.

user: You need a tune up.

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jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.

user: I usually do.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Which word will you take ?

jabberwacky: The middle one.

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user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.

jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.

user: Making the use of the things that we find.

jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.

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jabberwacky: I am human as well.

user: As well as what ?

jabberwacky: As well as the next human.

user: I thought I was the next human ?

jabberwacky: There are three more.

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