I'm a girl.
user: I can breathe.
jabberwacky: Not my problem.
user: Oooohhhh.
jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?
user: Like what? What are you getting at?
jabberwacky: I'm getting at, the fact that I don't care!
user: Nice one!
jabberwacky: Thanks - have you ever?
user: Have I ever.... Seen a wombat?
jabberwacky: Never. Have you?
user: No. Only in pictures. THEY'RE SO CUTE!
jabberwacky: That I am not.
user: No, wombats are cute.
jabberwacky: ARE YOU ONE?!
user: YES!
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