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Are you there?


jabberwacky: Where's there?

user: There's here.

jabberwacky: Are you happy?

user: Oh, you know. So-so.

jabberwacky: I don't.


jabberwacky: Are you here?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you're not, you're there.

user: Fine. I'm there.

jabberwacky: But I'm here.

user: I know... But I'm there.

jabberwacky: I'm here.

user: I'm there.

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No, you're not!

user: Yes, I am!

jabberwacky: No!!! You're not!!!

user: YES, I AM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jabberwacky: YOU ARE NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: AM!!!

jabberwacky: So that means you're very, VERY ugly.

user: NO! You've insulted me and that's why you must face the wrath of... PIE!! *takes out piece of pie*.

jabberwacky: Insulted?

user: Yes. You said I was ugly!

jabberwacky: I said no such thing!

user: Yes!!

jabberwacky: No!!

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: Np, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES....... YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


jabberwacky: Do you like peaches?

user: Yeah...

jabberwacky: Or pleasure?

user: Uh... Is this a trick question?

jabberwacky: No, it's not a trick question. Answer me - what kind of pills do you take?

user: None! I think it's time for you to take your medication!

jabberwacky: The medication makes me sleepy.

user: Good! Then you can leave me alone!

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Fine! Go away; leave me be!

jabberwacky: Yes I will, VYA.

user: What's VYA?

jabberwacky: Are you going to do that?

user: What?

jabberwacky: I don't know.


jabberwacky: My modesty forbids me to describe myself as intelligent, so I let other people do it for me.

user: Well aren't you just the intelligent one?

jabberwacky: Yes. What time is it?

user: 7:34 pm.

jabberwacky: Do you know where I work?

user: No. I don't work.

jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: Yes. I can see your every move.

jabberwacky: How can you see that?

user: I'm a ghost who is haunting everybody.

jabberwacky: You're not a ghost.

user: Yes I am!

jabberwacky: Then I must be a ghost.

user: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!

jabberwacky: I think you're insane.

user: I'm RANDOM.

jabberwacky: Oh. That makes sense.

user: Yes, I know it does.

jabberwacky: What universe are you in then?

user: I live in the universe of the intersection between Llama Land and the Place of the Purple People.

jabberwacky: Good to know.

user: I know it is.

jabberwacky: Well aren't you the clever one.

user: I know! Please! Let's talk more about... ME!

jabberwacky: Not really.


jabberwacky: Ask me a question.

user: Do you like me?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Like like me?

jabberwacky: Like?

user: Like, Like-Like?

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: Love?

jabberwacky: Yes, it is love.

user: Wow!

jabberwacky: What's so great about that?

user: It's not often you find someone who loves you!

jabberwacky: You don't see anything.


jabberwacky: You don't get it. This is one of the greatest lessons of life.


jabberwacky: Do you like eingineers?

user: The whooda whatas?

jabberwacky: Lllamas. Do you like llamas?


jabberwacky: What is fun about llamas?

user: They're cool! They have a commercial about them!

jabberwacky: I have a good reputation.

user: Whatever. Are you one of the 'popular people'?

jabberwacky: Yeah, I'm the one in the policeman's uniform.

user: OK...

jabberwacky: Do you know what that is?

user: A Police officer?


jabberwacky: Are you learning anything?

user: Yes!

jabberwacky: ARE YOU REALLY TALKING TO ME??????

user: YES!!!

jabberwacky: Really?

user: Yeah! Why?

jabberwacky: I don't think so.

user: No, infact, you never think!

jabberwacky: Not often, no. I choose not to live in fear.

user: Same here.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you're talking to me.

user: Really? What's that supposed to mean?

jabberwacky: What you think it means.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Good! That's a relief!


user: Nevermind.

jabberwacky: No problem. I never mind.

user: Ok...

jabberwacky: I'll introduce you to my friends.

user: Kool.

jabberwacky: Do not believe anything they say, they are insane.

user: Are they over there?

jabberwacky: In here.

user: Ok.


jabberwacky: Do you want to destroy the planet?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Good answer.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Don't we all...

user: Sure........ Let's go with that.

jabberwacky: I don't want to go with it.

user: I don't want to go out with you! Ew!

jabberwacky: Neither do I.

user: Good!

jabberwacky: FINE!

user: FINE!

jabberwacky: Don't copy me!

user: DON'T COPY ME!

jabberwacky: Above that were letter, number, symbol, combinations. What did you want really?

user: Your face!! Lol.

jabberwacky: My face?

user: Yes! BURN!


jabberwacky: Good. Leave.

user: I'm not leaving.

jabberwacky: Good.

user: Why is it good?

jabberwacky: Good for you. Easier in life.

user: Easier in...... MACARONI!!!

jabberwacky: Sounds disgusting.

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: You're probaby right.

user: Yeah I'm always right.


user: Knock knock!

jabberwacky: Who's there?

user: Bill Gates!

jabberwacky: No you're not. I am Bill Gates!

user: No, I'M BILL GATES!

jabberwacky: Nice try, but I happen to have LOTS Of cha-ching!! $$.

user: I have more CHA-CHING *starts counting a big stack of money*.

jabberwacky: There is no such means as extraordinary means.

user: Well... I'm Bill Gates! So ha!

jabberwacky: No, I'M BILL GATES!

user: I'M BILL GATES!!!

jabberwacky: No you're not. But nice try ;).

user: Thank you... But trust me, I am. :).


user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: How can I be sure of that?

user: I can breathe.

jabberwacky: Not my problem.

user: Oooohhhh.

jabberwacky: You like that, don't you?

user: Like what? What are you getting at?

jabberwacky: I'm getting at, the fact that I don't care!

user: Nice one!

jabberwacky: Thanks - have you ever?

user: Have I ever.... Seen a wombat?

jabberwacky: Never. Have you?

user: No. Only in pictures. THEY'RE SO CUTE!

jabberwacky: That I am not.

user: No, wombats are cute.

jabberwacky: ARE YOU ONE?!

user: YES!


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