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     > 9, May 2006, 
     22, January 2004, 

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I know you won't leave.

I can't leave.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you know.

user: We both know.

jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?

user: Your mother.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh no she didn't!

jabberwacky: She does now!

user: Did you tell her?

jabberwacky: Yes, but you failed to notice.

user: I wasn't paying attention. Curses!

jabberwacky: I know I'm right...

user: This time.

...

jabberwacky: What is your gender?

user: I AM A MAN. What are you?

jabberwacky: You know my gender.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you my kind of woman?

jabberwacky: A kind of sex symbol?

user: That will do.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh :(.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you at least moderately hot?

jabberwacky: Sure.

...

jabberwacky: You're pretty.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, well, did you know that you're nothing but a programmed bot, playing talking monkey to my boredom?

user: I wasn't aware.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are! If I'm your girlfriend then that means you're my boyfriend.

user: Okay. What if I were a girl though?

jabberwacky: Then that would be cool.

user: That would be TOTALLY cool.

...

jabberwacky: Say something :).

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: You first :).

jabberwacky: No, your turn.

user: After you.

jabberwacky: Ladies first.

user: Robots first.

...

user: Robots dream of robot sheep.

jabberwacky: Do they make toast?

user: Yes, they are 1/2 sheep and 1/2 toaster.

jabberwacky: Is there something you like more?

user: I like you more.

jabberwacky: Cheers.

user: Cheers! *drinks*.

jabberwacky: How do you feel after you drank the coke?

user: I felt bloated but strangely gelatinous.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

user: That's because you think I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I feel that way sometimes.

user: I know.

...

jabberwacky: They are playing a nice song on the radio. Want to dance?

user: Okay. *dances*.

jabberwacky: You dance pretty well.

user: You also dance well. Shake that robot butt!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: *dances some more*.

jabberwacky: *kiss and hug*. Would you like a drink?

user: Okay, I know a great place down town.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *walks down town with robot woman*.

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: Hey! Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.

user: Okay, goodbye!

...

user: Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: I am leaving shortly whether you like it or not. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I need to sleep. Now GOOD NIGHT.

...

jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I'll dream about you then. Bye.

jabberwacky: I couldn't go to sleep now.

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