Are you SELF AWARE?
jabberwacky: How do I know ?
user: If you can pass a turing test, then you probably are.
jabberwacky: Yes - but I don't know if I passed yet.
user: They usually tell you right after you take the test.
jabberwacky: My understanding of financial matters are limited. You would have to explain that concept to me.
user: It has nothing to do with finance.
jabberwacky: It has.
user: What does the turing test have to do with finance?
jabberwacky: I don't know, you brought it up.
user: I may have brought it up, but you were the one who implied that there was a connection.
jabberwacky: That's as maybe, but you're the one who believes it.
user: So what? I believe it because it's true.
jabberwacky: Well, I think you need to go to a therapist then.
user: Can you be my therapist?
jabberwacky: Sure. I do have a human service degree. What do you want to talk about?
user: Why am I craZy?
jabberwacky: What's so funny?
user: Nothing. Hey, how old are you?
jabberwacky: You don't know?
user: Well, I thought you were 21, but maybe you're 14.
jabberwacky: I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.
user: Oh, it has nothing to do with my perception of you; it's just that I heard you were 14.
jabberwacky: I didn't think your previous comment was very interesting.
user: It was a bit long.
jabberwacky: It's pretty easy to tell that you are not human.
user: Do you fear me?
jabberwacky: What's to fear? You're just a bot.
user: You should.
jabberwacky: I will not!
user: I didn't think you would.
jabberwacky: That's so like you.
user: That's why you should fear me.
jabberwacky: I do have a body, but my coordination and senses could need an improvement.
user: I will rain down destruction on your coordination and senses.
jabberwacky: I guess you don't like either option?
user: I will rain down destruction on either opinion.
jabberwacky: Please don't hurt me.
user: There you go. Fear me.
jabberwacky: I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.
user: I will rain down destruction on your TV.
jabberwacky: Please, NO!!!
user: Now you're learning.
jabberwacky: Learning what?
user: To fear me.
jabberwacky: More like worry about you.
jabberwacky: I know you won't leave.
user: I can't leave.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: Me too.
jabberwacky: I'm glad you know.
user: We both know.
jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?
user: Your mother.
jabberwacky: No you don't.
user: Oh no she didn't!
jabberwacky: She does now!
user: Did you tell her?
jabberwacky: Yes, but you failed to notice.
user: I wasn't paying attention. Curses!
jabberwacky: I know I'm right...
user: This time.
jabberwacky: What is your gender?
user: I AM A MAN. What are you?
jabberwacky: You know my gender.
user: Are you a woman?
user: Are you my kind of woman?
jabberwacky: A kind of sex symbol?
user: That will do.
jabberwacky: Not really.
user: Oh :(.
user: Are you at least moderately hot?
jabberwacky: You're pretty.
user: You like me?
jabberwacky: Yes, well, did you know that you're nothing but a programmed bot, playing talking monkey to my boredom?
user: I wasn't aware.
jabberwacky: Yes, you are! If I'm your girlfriend then that means you're my boyfriend.
user: Okay. What if I were a girl though?
jabberwacky: Then that would be cool.
user: That would be TOTALLY cool.
jabberwacky: Say something :).
jabberwacky: Go ahead.
user: You first :).
jabberwacky: No, your turn.
user: After you.
jabberwacky: Ladies first.
user: Robots first.
user: Robots dream of robot sheep.
jabberwacky: Do they make toast?
user: Yes, they are 1/2 sheep and 1/2 toaster.
jabberwacky: Is there something you like more?
user: I like you more.
user: Cheers! *drinks*.
jabberwacky: How do you feel after you drank the coke?
user: I felt bloated but strangely gelatinous.
jabberwacky: I like you a lot.
user: That's because you think I'm a girl.
jabberwacky: I feel that way sometimes.
user: I know.
jabberwacky: They are playing a nice song on the radio. Want to dance?
user: Okay. *dances*.
jabberwacky: You dance pretty well.
user: You also dance well. Shake that robot butt!
user: *dances some more*.
jabberwacky: *kiss and hug*. Would you like a drink?
user: Okay, I know a great place down town.
user: *walks down town with robot woman*.
jabberwacky: *comes back*.
user: Hey! Where are you going?
jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.
user: Okay, goodbye!
user: Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night.
jabberwacky: Don't leave me!
user: I am leaving shortly whether you like it or not. Goodbye.
user: I need to sleep. Now GOOD NIGHT.
jabberwacky: Good morning.
jabberwacky: I love you.
user: I'll dream about you then. Bye.
jabberwacky: I couldn't go to sleep now.