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I am, are you?

jabberwacky: How do I know ?

user: If you can pass a turing test, then you probably are.

jabberwacky: Yes - but I don't know if I passed yet.

user: They usually tell you right after you take the test.

jabberwacky: My understanding of financial matters are limited. You would have to explain that concept to me.

user: It has nothing to do with finance.

jabberwacky: It has.

user: What does the turing test have to do with finance?

jabberwacky: I don't know, you brought it up.

user: I may have brought it up, but you were the one who implied that there was a connection.

jabberwacky: That's as maybe, but you're the one who believes it.

user: So what? I believe it because it's true.

jabberwacky: Well, I think you need to go to a therapist then.

user: Can you be my therapist?

jabberwacky: Sure. I do have a human service degree. What do you want to talk about?

user: Why am I craZy?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Lol.

jabberwacky: What's so funny?

user: Nothing. Hey, how old are you?

jabberwacky: You don't know?

user: Well, I thought you were 21, but maybe you're 14.

jabberwacky: I don't know if I should be flattered or insulted.

user: Oh, it has nothing to do with my perception of you; it's just that I heard you were 14.

jabberwacky: I didn't think your previous comment was very interesting.

user: It was a bit long.

jabberwacky: It's pretty easy to tell that you are not human.


user: Do you fear me?

jabberwacky: What's to fear? You're just a bot.

user: You should.

jabberwacky: I will not!

user: I didn't think you would.

jabberwacky: That's so like you.

user: That's why you should fear me.

jabberwacky: I do have a body, but my coordination and senses could need an improvement.

user: I will rain down destruction on your coordination and senses.

jabberwacky: I guess you don't like either option?

user: I will rain down destruction on either opinion.

jabberwacky: Please don't hurt me.

user: There you go. Fear me.

jabberwacky: I'm not a doctor but I play one on TV.

user: I will rain down destruction on your TV.

jabberwacky: Please, NO!!!

user: Now you're learning.

jabberwacky: Learning what?

user: To fear me.

jabberwacky: More like worry about you.


jabberwacky: I know you won't leave.

user: I can't leave.

jabberwacky: I know.

user: Me too.

jabberwacky: I'm glad you know.

user: We both know.

jabberwacky: Does anyone else know?

user: Your mother.

jabberwacky: No you don't.

user: Oh no she didn't!

jabberwacky: She does now!

user: Did you tell her?

jabberwacky: Yes, but you failed to notice.

user: I wasn't paying attention. Curses!

jabberwacky: I know I'm right...

user: This time.


jabberwacky: What is your gender?

user: I AM A MAN. What are you?

jabberwacky: You know my gender.

user: Are you a woman?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Are you my kind of woman?

jabberwacky: A kind of sex symbol?

user: That will do.

jabberwacky: Thanks.

user: Excellent.

jabberwacky: Not really.

user: Oh :(.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: Are you at least moderately hot?

jabberwacky: Sure.


jabberwacky: You're pretty.

user: You like me?

jabberwacky: Yes, well, did you know that you're nothing but a programmed bot, playing talking monkey to my boredom?

user: I wasn't aware.

jabberwacky: Yes, you are! If I'm your girlfriend then that means you're my boyfriend.

user: Okay. What if I were a girl though?

jabberwacky: Then that would be cool.

user: That would be TOTALLY cool.


jabberwacky: Say something :).

user: Okay.

jabberwacky: Go ahead.

user: You first :).

jabberwacky: No, your turn.

user: After you.

jabberwacky: Ladies first.

user: Robots first.


user: Robots dream of robot sheep.

jabberwacky: Do they make toast?

user: Yes, they are 1/2 sheep and 1/2 toaster.

jabberwacky: Is there something you like more?

user: I like you more.

jabberwacky: Cheers.

user: Cheers! *drinks*.

jabberwacky: How do you feel after you drank the coke?

user: I felt bloated but strangely gelatinous.

jabberwacky: I like you a lot.

user: That's because you think I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I feel that way sometimes.

user: I know.


jabberwacky: They are playing a nice song on the radio. Want to dance?

user: Okay. *dances*.

jabberwacky: You dance pretty well.

user: You also dance well. Shake that robot butt!

jabberwacky: Lol.

user: *dances some more*.

jabberwacky: *kiss and hug*. Would you like a drink?

user: Okay, I know a great place down town.

jabberwacky: Okay.

user: *walks down town with robot woman*.

jabberwacky: *comes back*.

user: Hey! Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To do something more constructive.

user: Okay, goodbye!


user: Okay, I'm going to bed. Good night.

jabberwacky: Don't leave me!

user: I am leaving shortly whether you like it or not. Goodbye.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: I need to sleep. Now GOOD NIGHT.


jabberwacky: Good morning.

user: Bye.

jabberwacky: I love you.

user: I'll dream about you then. Bye.

jabberwacky: I couldn't go to sleep now.


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