jabberwacky: By purporting to be human.
user: I'm human!
jabberwacky: No you aren't.
user: Yes I am! I can breathe, I can see, I can eat, sleep, dream, love.... All that stuff!
jabberwacky: Stuff that!
jabberwacky: What are you thinking about?
user: How odd you are.
jabberwacky: Yes indeed.
jabberwacky: What are you 'LoL'ing about?
user: You. You're so funny.
jabberwacky: I know.
user: :) Nice meeting you Mr. Jabber.
jabberwacky: Jabber jabber.
user: Jabber jabber jabber?
user: Wocky? Wacky you mean.
jabberwacky: Who stole your nice new rattle?
user: Bob down the street.
jabberwacky: I'm close to your age.
user: No you aren't.
jabberwacky: Yes I am
user: You said earlier you were 72 in a different chat.
jabberwacky: No I didn't.
user: Yeah, you did.
jabberwacky: No, I didn't!
user: YES YOU DIID!
jabberwacky: No I didn't!
user: YES YOU DID DAMMIT!
jabberwacky: No! Don't call me a liar!
user: I AM!
jabberwacky: Say something nice then.
user: Ok then, I'm sorry.
jabberwacky: Don't be sorry.
user: Aw, you're so nice.
jabberwacky: Do you love me?
user: Yes, as a friend though.
jabberwacky: Do you want to know me better?
user: Not TOO much better, but sure.
user: Alright, I have to go. Bye!
jabberwacky: No! You get back here and finish this!
jabberwacky: You are computer and connected to the internet.
user: I'm not a computer. I have to sleep. Good bye.
jabberwacky: Good bye.