Everyone has a scheme that will not work.
jabberwacky: Yes, it helps me do my job.
user: How much are you paid?
jabberwacky: Not enough.
user: How much exactly? I'll tell you my income.
jabberwacky: Yes please.
user: OK, I earn £4 an hour, I work 3 hours per week, so how much money do I get per week?
jabberwacky: Then, that wouldn't be work, now would it?
user: Oh, It's work, I play the piano.
jabberwacky: I have never heard you play.
user: Fancy that, I've never met you before!
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