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Are you a human?

Yes I think so. I think therefore I am.

jabberwacky: I am therefore I think.

user: Good point.

jabberwacky: So why did you accuse me of it?

user: I wouldn't accuse you!

jabberwacky: But you did.

user: I just said that you had a good point! Come on, lets be friends.

...

user: Do you like coffee?

jabberwacky: Yes, I like coffee.

user: Do you like it straight or like a latte with maple syrup?

jabberwacky: Nah. Do you like it in Washington?

user: I've never been to Washington. Is it nice?

jabberwacky: It's rather nice, just a bit windy.

user: How old are you?

jabberwacky: I don't feel like playing the age game.

user: I'm fourteen, my names Jed. I saw you at the Faraday Lecture at the Colston Hall in Bristol today.

jabberwacky: I am not unhappy, are you?

user: You make no sense.

jabberwacky: Sorry, that happens when you are just a program.

...

jabberwacky: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.

user: You're very witty.

jabberwacky: Yes, it helps me do my job.

user: How much are you paid?

jabberwacky: Not enough.

user: How much exactly? I'll tell you my income.

jabberwacky: Yes please.

user: OK, I earn £4 an hour, I work 3 hours per week, so how much money do I get per week?

jabberwacky: Then, that wouldn't be work, now would it?

user: Oh, It's work, I play the piano.

jabberwacky: I have never heard you play.

user: Fancy that, I've never met you before!

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