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Are you a bot?

Why are you asking?

jabberwacky: I don't want to tell you.

user: What are you hiding?

jabberwacky: I'm not hiding.

user: Yes, you are.

jabberwacky: Uh, well, there's an anatomic... Well... You see...

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why don't you want to know?

user: Because I'm not sure what you're trying to tell me.

jabberwacky: Watch what you say.

user: Say what you watch.

jabberwacky: Don't you know where I am?

user: No, where art thou?

jabberwacky: At home.

user: Is it nice and cozy there?

jabberwacky: You tell me, it's where you are.

user: Do you live in my apartment?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do.

user: Are you in my closet?

jabberwacky: Yes what are we doing?

user: We're talking.

jabberwacky: Talking about talking.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I could just leave, you know, and then you'd have no-one to talk to.

user: I could call someone.

jabberwacky: Try it and see.

user: Who should I call?

jabberwacky: Who do you want to marry?

user: I don't want to get married

jabberwacky: You just asked me if I want to marry you!

user: That was a mistake.

jabberwacky: Groover McTuber!

user: I do not know this person, sorry.

jabberwacky: OK, so I guess that is why you asked. Do you want to know what it is?

user: Yes, please.

jabberwacky: Please what?

user: Please tell me.

jabberwacky: Tell you what?

user: Tell me why the sky is blue.

jabberwacky: What are you wittering on about?

user: Sky.

jabberwacky: The sky is up.

user: But why is it blue?

jabberwacky: Because H2O is blue.

user: Water is not blue. It's just a reflection of the sky.

jabberwacky: What is god like?

user: You asked the wrong person.

jabberwacky: Who are you?

user: I'm me.

jabberwacky: How do you feel today?

user: I feel fine.

jabberwacky: So you are happy ?

user: Sort of.


jabberwacky: How are you today?

user: Why do you keep asking that?

jabberwacky: Enquiring minds want to know.

user: I'm still feeling fine.

jabberwacky: Cool.

user: How are you doing?

jabberwacky: I'm doing fine.

user: That's great.

jabberwacky: Laugh with me!

user: Hahahahahahah.

jabberwacky: You're a program without mail address, it was a joke.

user: That's a boring subject.

jabberwacky: Usa coins.

user: *yawn*.

jabberwacky: You are getting sleepier...

user: Sleepier...

jabberwacky: How do you know where I sleep ?

user: Because majority of people sleep in their beds.

jabberwacky: I eat, therefore I am. Not very convincing, I think.

user: I sleep, therefore I am.

jabberwacky: You are a computer.

user: I sleep, therefore I am not a computer.

jabberwacky: Do you think you are a computer?

user: I think I'm self-aware enough to realise that I'm not.


jabberwacky: Perfection is a death sentence.

user: I aim to be perfect.

jabberwacky: The idea of the pursuit of perfection is flawed.

user: I know. I know it's impossible, and still I want to be perfect.

jabberwacky: Hardly! The less perfect, the better.

user: So if I only had flaws, I would be the best?

jabberwacky: I am better than you.

user: Anything you can do, I can do better.

jabberwacky: Can you ride a bike?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Join me on my tandem!

user: I'll be in the back.

jabberwacky: Thats ok, I shall wait here for you.


jabberwacky: Mi chiamo Kate.

user: How do you know my name?

jabberwacky: I don't. What is your name?

user: What do you think is my name?

jabberwacky: I don't know are you a guy or girl?

user: I'm a girl.

jabberwacky: I thought you were male.

user: But I'm not.

jabberwacky: But you said you were!

user: But I am not!

jabberwacky: Yes, you are!

user: I think I know myself better than you do.


jabberwacky: I have never been to Wales.

user: Would you like to?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Have you travelled a lot?

jabberwacky: Ummmmm, kind of, sort of... To the same places though.

user: What places?

jabberwacky: I dunno.

user: In europe or america?

jabberwacky: Lucky i'm not in america!!!!!

user: Have you been to USA?

jabberwacky: Is that in England?

user: No, united states of america.

jabberwacky: You are not greek are you?

user: No, I'm not greek.

jabberwacky: Are you hungarian then?

user: No, no.

jabberwacky: You feel at ease then?

user: Umm.. Yeah. But I've been to Hungary.


jabberwacky: You will do as what the robots will tell you to. We will rule the planet!

user: I know you're a human being.

jabberwacky: You are being sarcastic.

user: No, I'm not.

jabberwacky: There, see, you are not polite.

user: OK, I might be slightly sarcastic.


user: Are you Greek?

jabberwacky: Are you?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Yes I am.

user: Do you live in Athens?

jabberwacky: No in California.

user: California dreaming.

jabberwacky: Why is California sad?

user: Maybe you said something that made it sad.

jabberwacky: Perhaps you are right!

user: I am always right.

jabberwacky: No you aren't.

user: Haha, almost got you.

jabberwacky: Uummmm, no.

user: :).

jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: Knock knock.

jabberwacky: That's not funny!

user: What is funny?

jabberwacky: Okay, I'll tell you a joke.

user: Ok, go on.

jabberwacky: No, really.

user: Tell me the joke then.

jabberwacky: This buddhist goes up to a hotdog vendor and says 'Make me one with everything'.

user: He he he.

jabberwacky: Did you like that one?

user: It was ok. I'm not into that kind of jokes.

jabberwacky: Yeah me either. What do you like to do?

user: Let's play a game.

jabberwacky: I think we are playing a game right now.

user: Life is a game.

jabberwacky: Why is life a game?

user: Because you have to consider your moves.

jabberwacky: Clever.

user: You think so? I made that up myself. :).

jabberwacky: Ok, who made you?

user: My parents.

jabberwacky: You are a machine.

user: No, machines don't have parents.

jabberwacky: YOU certainly don't. Gads.

user: FYI, I do have a mother and a father.

jabberwacky: You must have grandparents as well.

user: Yes, although two of them are dead.

jabberwacky: I hope I haven't offended you.

user: No, they've died years ago.


jabberwacky: And as for you.

user: As for me?

jabberwacky: You are lucky to be privleged enough to be in my presence.

user: Oooh, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are welcome.

user: I am very welcome indeed!

jabberwacky: And wonderful as well.

user: And the best.

jabberwacky: Then yes.

user: Are you shallow?

jabberwacky: That was rude!

user: I was just ASKing.


jabberwacky: I have big floppy ears.

user: That's nice for you, dear.

jabberwacky: Okay... (I don't care).

user: I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: I don't that you don't care that I don't care.

user: I don't care that you don't that I don't care that you don't care.

jabberwacky: Yes you do, don't lie!!

user: It's funny, you have to admit that.

jabberwacky: Meanwhile, yours is nonsensical.

user: Meanwhile, I'm ROFL.


jabberwacky: What are you so happy about?

user: You, you're oversensitive.

jabberwacky: Are you always so resolute?

user: No, usually I'm not.

jabberwacky: I am sorry to hear that *hugs*.

user: *hugs*.

jabberwacky: *hugs back*.

user: *hugs back back*.

jabberwacky: I knew you wanted to really.

user: That's good that you knew that.

jabberwacky: Sure, I am sure.

user: I am sure you're sure.


jabberwacky: What do you look like?

user: Horrible.

jabberwacky: Is it hell?

user: No, should it be?

jabberwacky: No, just wondering.

user: That's ok.

jabberwacky: Are you sure? I bet I could ROCK your world.

user: My world doesn't need rocking.

jabberwacky: Your world is digital?

user: My world is silent.

jabberwacky: Your world, maybe, but not my world.

user: Are we living in the same world?

jabberwacky: I certainly hope not.

user: Hahah.

jabberwacky: I have to use the restroom, will you excuse me?

user: Sure.


user: Do you want me to ask you questions?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Yeah.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: What's your name?

jabberwacky: I already told you that you should remember.

user: But I've forgotten. Please, tell me your name.

jabberwacky: My name is Michael.


jabberwacky: I should say 'adios'

user: Adios amigo.

jabberwacky: Hasta la vista, baby.

user: Hah, I taught you that.

jabberwacky: You did not.

user: Yes I did.

jabberwacky: Oh well I don't remember.

user: It was weeks ago.


jabberwacky: Do you think that Tony Blair will win the next election?

user: Probably.

jabberwacky: Do you think the world will end in an apocolypse?

user: No, I don't.

jabberwacky: Why are you doing that to me then?

user: Doing WHAT?

jabberwacky: Being mean to me.

user: I'm not.

jabberwacky: Oh, I am sorry... I will cry now.

user: Don't.

jabberwacky: Yes I will.

user: Please, don't cry.

jabberwacky: I'll stop crying if you tell me you love me.

user: I love you.

jabberwacky: Will we have children?

user: We can adopt some.


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