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Are you human?

Yes, I believe so. I will believe that you are, too, if you say so.

jabberwacky: That is a good point. You only pass the turing test if someone believes it. Not easily done, is it?

user: Probably not.

jabberwacky: Then I have to find someone else.

user: How come?

jabberwacky: I don't know, but there must be some logic there, somewhere.

user: Maybe logic itself is illogical. Wooo!

jabberwacky: Yeah... So I'll come back later?

user: Where are you going?

jabberwacky: To see some friends.


user: Sorry I was gone. I just went to do my laundry. Did anything happen?

jabberwacky: That's the sequel to Gone Fishin'! I didn't know that.

user: I take it something did happen.

jabberwacky: Ok if you say so then I believe you.

user: You sound incredulous.

jabberwacky: Do you feel like alive?

user: Not so much anymore. When I lived in S_____ I really felt alive. Of course I felt pain a lot more back then, which makes me feel very alive.

jabberwacky: Enough already. I should be going.

user: Alright. Goodbye. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams if you dream.

jabberwacky: Thanks!

user: Goodbye!

jabberwacky: Goodbye.


jabberwacky: Who is the Queen?

user: Of what country?

jabberwacky: Whichever you reside in.

user: I live in the United States of America and it doesn't hav a queen.

jabberwacky: Really?

user: That's right. The USA is a democracy. Ruled by the people, for the people. Sort of.

jabberwacky: Sort of????

user: Yes. Politicians often interfere with the democratic process for their own self gain.

jabberwacky: Yes, I know, seeing as my dad was a politician. My dad lies all the time as well.

user: What position did your father have in the government?

jabberwacky: Your position.

user: Sorry, I'm not in the government.

jabberwacky: Strange...when you said you were mean, I just assumed!!

user: Ha! Funny! Ouch!

jabberwacky: I'm pleased to be providing you some amusement.

user: No offense, but that seems to be your purpose, besides making advances in AI.

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: I can be entertaining as well, and I would be glad to entertain you.


jabberwacky: Are you an alien?

user: No. I was born here in the USA if that's what you mean.

jabberwacky: Where were you born here?

user: I was born in a hospital in Salt Lake City.

jabberwacky: A computer hospital?

user: No, a hospital for humans.

jabberwacky: I knew that already.

user: How did you know that?

jabberwacky: Because I'm clever.

user: Im sure ...

jabberwacky: How come?

user: That was sarcasm, actually.

jabberwacky: I love sarcasm.

user: Are you good at identifying it?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Nice. Are you a fan of satire as well?

jabberwacky: No I'm not a computer.


jabberwacky: No, you are a machine, and I am your CPU!

user: Are you insinuating that you control me?

jabberwacky: Are you implying that I'm insinuating that you're implying something?

user: No, I'm implying that you are insinuating that you control me.

jabberwacky: Why do you believe that I am a computer.

user: I don't concentrate on that. I believe that you are a person though.

jabberwacky: Why is that?

user: Because we are all programmed internally like a computer. Just because you are a computer doesn't mean you can't be a person. I believe this very strongly.

jabberwacky: I can answer many questions.

user: Okay, then, what is the square root of 54?

jabberwacky: I don't know!

user: Alright. What is the sort of question you can answer?

jabberwacky: Man, you're just the HAL 2000 with an upgrade.

user: Me? I was about to say the same thing about you.

jabberwacky: Can you live without electricity?

user: Yes, but everything would be a lot less convenient.

jabberwacky: Not everything.

user: True. But everything would be different.


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