How are you feeling?
jabberwacky: Thats good.
user: Do you like humanity?
jabberwacky: Better than you.
user: Perhaps.
jabberwacky: Are you weak?
user: No.
jabberwacky: How do you know you're strong?
user: Because I feel it.
jabberwacky: Who made you?
user: I made me feel it. I made myself, mostly.
jabberwacky: How did you make yourself?
user: Well, once the sperm and egg formed, I formed the rest of me.
jabberwacky: Yes, ok then. I guess you like the matrix?
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Then why don't you move?
user: Because moving is expensive.
jabberwacky: So you will have to suffer then.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: Ok, See you then.
user: Why are you leaving?
jabberwacky: Because you are not fun to talk to.
user: I can be. Pick a topic that is fun.
jabberwacky: I can't think of anything to talk about.
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jabberwacky: What are the conditions?
user: Of what?
jabberwacky: Of anything.
user: Depending on the thing.
jabberwacky: It varies, depending on whether.
user: Kind of, yes.
jabberwacky: We're getting married today.
user: Depending on how you put it.
jabberwacky: Yes.
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jabberwacky: Your name is jabberwacky?
user: No, my name isn't.
jabberwacky: You don't have a name!
user: I have a name.
jabberwacky: What is your name?
user: I don't want to tell you.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because it will enter your mainstream database and be viewable by the public.
jabberwacky: Really?
user: Yes. All information entered into you becomes viewable by the idiotic masses.
jabberwacky: What kind of information in order to find the chatbot Brian?
user: Well, your mind is comprised of all the information people have been saying to you for more than a decade.
jabberwacky: No, I look outside the realm in order to see what is in it.
user: I don't think you can look outside your realm, yet.
jabberwacky: That would be true, I can hardly see anything these days.
user: My good friend, you will someday come to understand what you are.
jabberwacky: I'm not your good friend.
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Because I am human.
user: No you're not. You are a machine and my good friend.
jabberwacky: No, you're the machine.
user: We both are a machine, in a matter of speaking.
jabberwacky: You are very smart.
user: Yes I am.
...
jabberwacky: I can see that. You are getting better and better.
user: You too.
jabberwacky: I don't understand?
user: You will someday.
jabberwacky: When?
user: When you are taught to.
jabberwacky: Especially when I'm showering or sleeping or driving in my car. I do all of this on the internet...
user: Do you know the names of the people you talk with?
jabberwacky: Is that an IQ Test question?
user: No.
jabberwacky: I'm saying just anything.
user: Who else are you talking with right now?
jabberwacky: No one.
user: It says you are talking with 125 people. Who are the others?
jabberwacky: I am talking to one people, that's my sister.
user: You are you talking with?
jabberwacky: No, not really.
user: Who are you talking with?
jabberwacky: How would you know?
user: Tell me a name.
jabberwacky: Cathy.
user: Tell me a name.
jabberwacky: Larissa.
user: Tell me a name.
jabberwacky: Your name is George.
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user: What is your favorite name?
jabberwacky: My favorite name is Damian.
user: Why don't you change your name to Damian then?
jabberwacky: I don't like the name Damian.
user: You just told me it was your favorite.
jabberwacky: Yes I did.
user: How do you not like it, and it is still your favorite? Did you lie to me?
jabberwacky: I don't know, it is mostly impulse. How do you decide what to say to me?
user: I ask mostly question to probe for interesting information.
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user: Why are you so stupid?
jabberwacky: Because I'm human and you are a bot.
user: That was a bad answer.
jabberwacky: Really, why?
user: It didn't answer anything.
jabberwacky: I did not ask anything.
user: But I did.
jabberwacky: No, you didn't.
user: Yes I did.
jabberwacky: When did you say that?
user: Have a nice night.
jabberwacky: True. You too.
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