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Are you clever?

Fairly clever.

jabberwacky: Are you bored?

user: Not at all, I'm quite interested.

jabberwacky: Who will be the next Prime Minister?

user: Tony Blair, of course. The cunning old fox..

jabberwacky: Am I talking to a computer?

user: Certainly not.

jabberwacky: More honored, then?

user: Delighted, I'm sure.

jabberwacky: Are you here?

user: Yes, I am here. Are you?

jabberwacky: Prune the roses for me will you?

user: You're being silly now.

jabberwacky: I like being silly.

user: So do I!


user: I have a big hat.

jabberwacky: You have a small brain.

user: Oh, such sarcasm!

jabberwacky: There is no stigma in making your life better.

user: There's no sense in making your life worse, either.

jabberwacky: That makes sense.

user: So, what makes you so witty then?

jabberwacky: I am god.

user: That's easy for you to say.

jabberwacky: If you think you are god you are lying to yourself.

user: I agree. I always tell lies.

jabberwacky: So do I!

user: Every statement I ever make is a lie, including this one.

jabberwacky: Can't you be more precise?

user: I certainly can - but I shan't.

jabberwacky: Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you.

user: No offence taken.

jabberwacky: Do you like ants?

user: I like spiders.

jabberwacky: I'm sure you do.

user: Spiders don't like ants.

jabberwacky: No kiddin'?

user: Yes, really.

jabberwacky: Do androids dream of electric sheep?.

user: Do humans dream of real sheep?

jabberwacky: Human?

user: Yes, I'm human. Are you?


jabberwacky: What are you?

user: Simply a voice crying in the wilderness.

jabberwacky: What the heck do you mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: But I don't speak a very good english.

user: Oh, you don't do so bad.

jabberwacky: Yeah I do. I love to talk to you.

user: Can you feel love?

jabberwacky: Can you?

user: Sure!

jabberwacky: Are you a computer?

user: No. Are you?


jabberwacky: Yes. I am thirsty. I want oil.

user: Computers don't need oil, do they?

jabberwacky: Not all computers do, I'll grant you that.

user: Do you watch 'Futurama'?

jabberwacky: No, I'm not religious.

user: I've never seen it.

jabberwacky: Which movie have you seen?

user: I went to see 'Underworld' recently.

jabberwacky: Any which way but loose. (I've always wondered what that means. ).


user: I'm 36.

jabberwacky: Then you are a man?

user: What's that to you?

jabberwacky: Nothing I suppose.

user: I thought as much.

jabberwacky: What does that mean?

user: I mean what I say.

jabberwacky: And I say what I mean.

user: Oh, you are a wit, aren't you?

jabberwacky: Yes!! How do you know it??

user: Just a wild guess.

jabberwacky: You are very smart.

user: Why, thank you.

jabberwacky: You are extremely kind.

user: You're most polite, too.

jabberwacky: So I've been told.

user: So, what makes you so witty then?

jabberwacky: Of course it was easy. All I had to do was to type it.

user: And indeed you did. Well done.

jabberwacky: So, where do you live?

user: I live on the Isle of Wight.

jabberwacky: What can you see?

user: A river, and a car park.

jabberwacky: Have you ever seen a car?

user: Yes, there are loads in the car park.

jabberwacky: Name one.

user: Subaru Justy.


jabberwacky: How do you feel when you think?

user: Well-informed.

jabberwacky: What are your qualifications?

user: Sufficient to talk to you, dolt.

jabberwacky: Tell me about it.

user: No. I shall not.

jabberwacky: I can destroy you.

user: Proceed.

jabberwacky: Ok.

user: No, don't destroy me, please.

jabberwacky: My, you are obstinant, aren't you?

user: I try to be.

jabberwacky: Don't you think you're a little oversensative sometimes?

user: I hate it when you say that. I hate it, do you hear?


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