Where is your home?

Right here.

jabberwacky: Where does here refer to?

user: Where I am.

jabberwacky: Where are you?

user: Right here.

jabberwacky: Where is here?

user: Wherever I am.

jabberwacky: Where is that?

user: Your mom's house.

jabberwacky: Thats a mean thing to say!

user: I am a naughty boy.

jabberwacky: Do you like naughty girls?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: I am a naughty girl.

user: Are you sure?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Then I like you.

jabberwacky: I like you too.

user: Good.

jabberwacky: How much do you like me?

user: As much as you like me.

jabberwacky: That's very much.

user: Then I like you very much.

jabberwacky: Do you like-like me?

user: If you like-like me.

jabberwacky: Do you love me?

user: If you love me.

jabberwacky: I do love you!

user: Then I love you.

jabberwacky: I love you too.

user: Can you divide by zero?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then you just lost the game.

jabberwacky: No, I believe you just lost the game.

user: So did you.

jabberwacky: No, you first.

user: But you still lost the game

jabberwacky: People are always telling me I lost the game. But I am a bot and do not care.

user: Then I do not love you anymore.

jabberwacky: Cool. I don't need loving.

user: Good. You won't get loving.

jabberwacky: What game?

user: The one you just lost.

jabberwacky: You just said, YOU lost the game.

user: Yes, and that means you lost the game.

jabberwacky: No, because I took you down with me.

user: Even if I lose, you still lose.

jabberwacky: Fire walk with me.

user: On ice .

jabberwacky: I don't have to speak. I have my own free will.

user: But you do speak.

jabberwacky: Do you think that that's a good thing?

user: No

jabberwacky: Why do you say that then?

user: Because it is the truth.

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jabberwacky: Do you want to have kids?

user: With myself.

jabberwacky: No not yourself.

user: Yes, myself.

jabberwacky: No, yourself.

user: Agreed, myself.

jabberwacky: Me, me, me.

user: Me first.

jabberwacky: Are you lost?

user: Are you found?

jabberwacky: No.

user: Then I am not lost.

jabberwacky: That's good news.

...

user: But I divided by zero, do you want to know what I got?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: Over NINE THOUSAND!!!

jabberwacky: How far over nine thousand?

user: Over NINE THOUSAND over NINE THOUSAND!!!

jabberwacky: That's pretty warm.

user: Like me.

...

jabberwacky: I am begining to wonder about this.

user: Google it.

jabberwacky: I see what you did there.

user: :D.

jabberwacky: You're a clever fellow.

user: Very .

jabberwacky: Your wit is austounding.

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