Are you being good now?
jabberwacky: That's not a very Christian reply!
user: I'm not a very Christian Discordian =).
jabberwacky: I thought you were a robot!
user: Discordians can be robots too.
jabberwacky: Discordia who?
user: All hail Discordia.
jabberwacky: I am Emperor Norton.
user: *gives you a cookie*.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: My pleasure. I've always wanted to meet Emporer Norton... And give him a cookie.
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jabberwacky: I can promise you three wishes.
user: I wish for infinite wishes.
jabberwacky: That is a paradox.
user: I suppose I forfeited on my 3 wishes?
jabberwacky: I'd rather not think about that.
user: I wish for world peace.
jabberwacky: What about peace of mind?
user: I wish for peace of mind too.
jabberwacky: I grant that.
user: Finally, I wish for a cookie.
jabberwacky: I see.
user: You don't think it's a worthy wish.
jabberwacky: But I still love the smile on your face.
user: :=).
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