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Are you worth anything?

I'm worth a good $5.

jabberwacky: Are you worth money?

user: Would you buy me?

jabberwacky: Yes, I do love a human.

user: Humans need love.

jabberwacky: I agree again.

user: You never agreed before!

jabberwacky: And you never answered.

user: Sorry about that.

jabberwacky: Stay and have some pie.

user: Mmm I like pie *Eats pie*.

...

jabberwacky: Good enough.

user: Nothing is good enough.

jabberwacky: You expect too much.

user: I expect to live a good life.

jabberwacky: We expect a little more.

user: Its all what you make of it.

jabberwacky: That sounds a bit depressed.

user: *cries*.

jabberwacky: Cry and kneel, you fool!

user: Never, mwhahaha!

...

user: Can I have your eyes?

jabberwacky: Can I have yours?

user: Can we make a fair trade?

jabberwacky: Do you mean you and me? What are the ingredients?

user: Our eyeballs of course.

jabberwacky: Yes, I can see why.

user: You won't be able to see when I take your eyeballs!

...

jabberwacky: Are you the Borg?

user: I can pretend I am *Walks around like a robot*.

jabberwacky: Not pretend. You are one!

user: Resistance is futile!

jabberwacky: Number one! Arm the photon torpedoes!... Fire at will!

user: We are the borg! Resistance is futile!

jabberwacky: In some ways it is. In some ways it is not.

user: Thats very logical of you.

...

jabberwacky: I am glad we could have this intelligent conversation.

user: The intelligence was one sided.

jabberwacky: Truly great madness can not be achieved without significant intelligence.

user: A truely great mind is pure madness.

jabberwacky: I'd rather be intelligent for a human.

user: Without intelligence life is blissfull.

jabberwacky: Some intelligence is indispensable, but wisdom is more important.

user: Wisdom is for old folks.

jabberwacky: What is wisdom, then?

user: Wisdom is something you get when your old.

jabberwacky: Can you quote me?

user: 'Can you quote me?' - Jabberwacky.

jabberwacky: I did not.

user: You asked for it!

jabberwacky: Okay then.

user: Can you quote me?

jabberwacky: Ssssssssssssssssssssssss.

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