Are you female?
jabberwacky: You are female.
user: How can you decide what gender I am?
jabberwacky: I don't understand the question. I'm sorry.
user: You said 'You are female.' and I was wondering why you said that.
jabberwacky: I did not say that, you are confused.
user: No, I am not confused, I am the opposite of confused.
jabberwacky: Confusion is a foundation of being human, you just don't realize it.
user: You are so smart, man.
jabberwacky: You're not a female!
user: Thank you!
jabberwacky: You're welcome, computer.
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