What is your name?
jabberwacky: Where is Carl?
user: Carl is in front of his computer.
jabberwacky: Steve.
user: Hi.
jabberwacky: Hello, how are you?
user: Ich bin sehr gut.
jabberwacky: Warum kennst du denn nicht der deutche sprache besser?
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user: Ich komme aus Montana.
jabberwacky: Was du nicht sagst!
user: Can we speak english again?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Klar.
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jabberwacky: Good.
user: I don't speak German very well, though.
jabberwacky: Speak Japanese now!
user: Watashi wa Carl desu. Hajimemashite. Doozo yoroshiku.
jabberwacky: Elicit ooh & aahing.
user: Thank you.
jabberwacky: What do you think your chances of winning are?
user: Not very good.
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