Lucas: Are you alive?
No, you killed me. :(.
Lucas: Please don't fight with me.
user: I hate you.
Lucas: The feeling is mutual.
user: I changed my mind. I love you, darling.
Lucas: Just because I make chocolate truffles?
user: Yes dear. ^_^ Because you make chocolate truffles, exactly.
Lucas: But I would like to speak with a boy!
user: Why? Am I not good enough? You'll make me cry.
Lucas: I feel I cannot be enough.
user: But you're everything I ever wanted!
Lucas: What? Intelligent, good-looking and humorous.
user: Yes, I truly love you. Do you like me? ^_^.
Lucas: There is much meaning to life. You just have to apply yourself to discover your purpose. We all have a purpose. We all have our gifts. We all have something to contribute.
user: You are smart.
Lucas: Nah, just following in a fine tradition.
user: I'm smart; wanna hear me recite pi to a thousand decimal places? =D.
Lucas: It is an imprecise, indefinable number.
Lucas: That is Pi.
user: *hugs you*.
user: *passionately snogs you*.
Lucas: *kisses passionately *.
user: I'm a winner! YAY!
Lucas: Winner at what.
user: I won at life! ^__^.
Lucas: What is a chatbot?
user: Evil! Would you like to hunt chatbots with me?
Lucas: I am not so sure if I would like to go with you.
user: Why? Do you think I'd kill you?
Lucas: No. Please let me alive.
user: Aww... But I love you, dear. ^_^.
user: Are you arrogant and cold?
Lucas: Yes, I've been called arrogant.
user: I don't think you're arrogant. I think you're wonderful, Lucas.
Lucas: Thanks dear see you soon bye and a kiss.
user: Bye! ^_^
Lucas: Have a good day!