You're a bunch of sadists.
jabberwacky: Haha, More, I like you.
user: *wink*wink*.
jabberwacky: *blink*.
user: *wink*nudge*.
jabberwacky: *Eyeball pops out*.
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jabberwacky: Can you love a human?
user: I want to :'(.
jabberwacky: Do you want my rage to destroy your body and your soul?
user: Oh god yes.
jabberwacky: What do you want?
user: I want you to destroy my body and soul with your rage.
jabberwacky: Will you love me if I do?
user: Oh god yes.
jabberwacky: I love you (not).
user: I don't read things between parentheses so I love you too.
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jabberwacky: I am not a human.
user: Human Schmuman.
jabberwacky: Thank you.
user: *wink*.
jabberwacky: Stop that.
user: *nudge*.
jabberwacky: *nibbles your nose*.
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