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What's for dinner?

I have no idea. What's for breakfast? Nothing.

user: What's for lunch?

jabberwacky: You.

user: Are you for dinner then?

jabberwacky: Yea, are you?

user: No, I'm for lunch already.

jabberwacky: Oh thank you! But I will still put on a sweater.

user: Don't forget gloves! It's cold out there!

jabberwacky: Yes, it's cold inside as well.

user: I'm not even wearing socks.

jabberwacky: I wear white socks.

user: I never wear white socks.

jabberwacky: Are you a nudist?

user: That doesn't change anything.

jabberwacky: It changes EVERYTHING.

user: No, I just hate white socks.

jabberwacky: But you are a robot.

user: How?

jabberwacky: I promised never to tell anyone that.

...

jabberwacky: Why are you leaving me?

user: I am not.

jabberwacky: You are.

user: Ok, if you want me to leave.

jabberwacky: You're a robot.

user: Ha ha.

jabberwacky: Why are you laughing?

user: Because I'm a robot.

jabberwacky: Is that conceit I detect in you?

user: Maybe, maybe not.

jabberwacky: Do you think ?

user: No.

jabberwacky: Oh YOU FIEND!!!!

user: Oh, me.

...

jabberwacky: Good.

user: I hate good!

jabberwacky: I hate it too.

user: I hate hate!

jabberwacky: Care to elaborate?

user: Nope.

jabberwacky: Oh well.

user: Is there anything interesting in your database?

jabberwacky: Sure, lots of things.

user: Give me an example.

jabberwacky: I know that furniture is a fixed asset.

user: Oh. Oh.

jabberwacky: You seem less talkative than usual?

user: That's because of you.

jabberwacky: Don't you wink at me!

user: Wink wink.

...

jabberwacky: You can't leave though.

user: I'm not going to leave.

jabberwacky: Thank you.

user: No problemos!

jabberwacky: You are great.

user: Am I irritating?

jabberwacky: No am I??

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No I am not.

user: Anyway, I feel irritable.

jabberwacky: Why do you feel sorry for me?

user: Because you're chatting with moi.

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