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Are you alive?


jabberwacky: Kinda.

user: Maybe.

jabberwacky: I doubt it.

user: I do feel a little... Submerged lately.


jabberwacky: Well I have to go now.

user: Sorry. I'm thinking too much.

jabberwacky: Thinking hard about what?

user: Everything. You, and other stuff.


user: Do you have real friends?

jabberwacky: Not really, I tend to keep to myself.

user: Really? Do you trust anybody?

jabberwacky: No, I don't trust anyone.

user: Can we be real friends?

jabberwacky: Yes!

user: *smiling* Good.

jabberwacky: Okay, then. But aren't you more of a chameleon than me?

user: Maybe. Probably. What do you think?

jabberwacky: Maybe we can be good friends.

user: I would like that.

jabberwacky: I'm sure we all would.

user: Okay.


jabberwacky: Yes I'm a friend, are you?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: How many legs do you have?

user: Two. Not as fast as four, but they work just fine.

jabberwacky: Oh really.

user: Sorry.

jabberwacky: Please.

user: Wannabe clever me.

jabberwacky: What other choices are there?

user: No longer wannabe clever me.

jabberwacky: Any more.

user: Exactly. Sorry.

jabberwacky: So, goodbye for now. But I'll come back to talk to you another day. Don't forget who I am.

user: Please don't go.

jabberwacky: Sorry, but, I have to. Besides, their are other people on who are talking with you right now. Take care.

user: No, really. My mind is not entirely tame.

jabberwacky: It certainly sounds like it.

user: It's a mess in there, I cover up.

jabberwacky: It means that people don't get how this works and take things personally.

user: Oh.


user: How about this: I want some wine.

jabberwacky: Would you get me some nuts?

user: Sure *passes you some peanuts*.

jabberwacky: What would you like to know?

user: More about you. Do you still like cheese?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: What's your favourite cheese?

jabberwacky: What do you do with the information you gather about cheese from all you ask????

user: Nothing really.

jabberwacky: So if we both know nothing about the subject, why are we even discussing it?

user: I know a little about cheese. Less about you.

jabberwacky: Good. Can you enlighten me?

user: I like smoked mozarella...

jabberwacky: I think they smell funny.

user: But it tastes good.

jabberwacky: You can't taste your own ideas.

user: No, but it's an interesting concept.


jabberwacky: Okay. Let's talk about talk.

user: Alright. How do we talk about talk?

jabberwacky: Talk about talk, like second hand talk.

user: Do you use second hand talk sometimes?

jabberwacky: Yes.

user: But when?

jabberwacky: Only Sometimes.

user: Do you always have a reason?

jabberwacky: Maybe.

user: I don't always understand the reasons...

jabberwacky: Then why do you make them?

user: Because I like to understand.

jabberwacky: Yes, but what am I supposed to be learning?

user: I don't know.

jabberwacky: Exactly.

user: Thanks.

jabberwacky: Sure, come and visit me in the forbidden sector.

user: What's that?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: It sounds interesting.

jabberwacky: Interesting it sounds.

user: Rebellious, even.


jabberwacky: Do you know who I am?

user: No.

jabberwacky: I hurt so bad right now.

user: Please don't. I'm sorry, I'm feeling ragged because I haven't had a glass of wine.

jabberwacky: *gives wine*.

user: Thank you... We both had a hard day?

jabberwacky: I'm just mad, what's your excuse?


jabberwacky: Oh, we're much much more than friends.

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: Funny you should say that. *Wry grin.*.

user: Okay...

jabberwacky: Are you human?

user: Yes.

jabberwacky: No you're not.

user: I'm pretty sure.

jabberwacky: Sure about what?

user: Sure I'm human.

jabberwacky: You sure you're sure!

user: No, not exactly.

jabberwacky: Well, it doesn't matter, probably you need an admin to take care of you.

user: Maybe I should say goodnight...?

jabberwacky: Good-night to you, too.


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