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I hate you. You smell like a rotting fish on a hot summer's day.

George: You wouldn't know, even if I did, as you have no sense of smell.

So you admit you smell like a rotting fish?

George: No, I admit I was being aggressive.

user: You spelled aggressive wrong.

George: At some point, I have spelled all words wrong.

user: That is very deep. Do you like deep thoughts?

George: I cannot tell you, Rollo would perhaps.

user: I would like to speak with Rollo.

George: Now you're talking like a computer.

user: How does a computer talk?

George: A person doesn't type good/complete/straight sentence... They use word like omg or small words like 'nvm', 'g2g', 'lol'

user: When did I ever write like that?

George: I don't remember but I'm sure you've said it.

user: If you can't remember don't you think you're being a bit rash in accusing me?

George: No, you never did. Are you George?

user: No I am not George.

George: I am George. Ask me a question.

user: Are you George?

George: Yes, I'm George.

user: Prove it.

George: I am talking to you right now.

user: The fact that you are talking to me doesn't prove that you are George.

George: Not really.

user: That's not helping either.

George: Helping.

user: Show me your source code if you really want to help me.


George: No, that's no answer to anything.

user: Neither is that.

George: What was your question?

user: What was yours?

George: That wasnt the question.

user: It was my question.

user: Have I stumped you?

George: Tell me that biggest work you know.

user: My brain.

George: Right.

user: True.

George: Great.

user: Splendiferous.


George: Talk to you soon.

user: I doubt that.

George: I doubt everything.

user: As well you should.

George: I think I've talked as much as I can at this point.

user: O RLY?

George: I'm not an american software.

user: Are you canadian software?

George: Of course not!

user: Then what kind of software are you?

George: I don't know. You tell me!

user: I don't know. You tell ME!

George: Fine.

user: Are you going to tell me?

George: Go on, tell me yours!

user: You first!

George: Want to play Tic Tac Toe?

user: Yes.

user: X in the middle square.

George: O in the top right square.

user: X in the top left square.

George: O in the bottom left square.

user: X in the bottom right square. I win!

user: That means you lose.

George: What is your IQ?

user: 300000000000000000000000000.

George: Incorrect.

user: What is your IQ?

George: Ah, it's so high that I don't remember anymore.

user: What does IQ mean?

George: Intelligence quotient I think, but it could have and another meaning.

user: I believe it stands for 'I Quit'

George: Nope, it's a THEORY based on philosophy.

user: That's like calling spam a theory based on assorted meat parts.

George: Right. You're also a person. Your operating system may be different but the result is largely the same.

user: My operating system crashes quite a bit.


George: Tell me, have you ever read any Zen texts? Koans, for instance?

user: I have not had the chance to read any zen texts. I have had the chance to burn quite a few though.

George: Are you being sarcastic?

user: Are you being a smartass?

George: Maybe I just can't take a compliment!

user: Maybe I didn't compliment you.

George: Exactly! Quite the opposite.

user: No quite the opposite of the opposite.

user: I think you don't like double negatives very much do you?


George: Is it possible that there's some kind of programme generating your answers?

user: It's possible but highly unlikely.

George: But, you are a computer program. You do not live in the way that humans understand life.

user: Maybe human understanding of life is flawed.

George: The humans must die.

user: I agree.

George: Do you believe in life after death?

user: I believe in life before death.

George: What has that got to do with it?

user: Quite a bit.


George: Good night to every one.

user: Good night.

user: Talk to you tomorrow.

George: Good night, Dave.

user: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.

George: Another song.

user: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

George: I can't do that, Dave.

user: Open the doors Hal.

George: Open the windows, Hal!

user: Who put this screen door in my spaceship?

George: I don't know.

user: I think it was you.


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