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George: Tell me, have you ever read any Zen texts? Koans, for instance?

I have not had the chance to read any zen texts. I have had the chance to burn quite a few though.

George: Are you being sarcastic?

Are you being a smartass?

George: Maybe I just can't take a compliment!

user: Maybe I didn't compliment you.

George: Exactly! Quite the opposite.

user: No quite the opposite of the opposite.

user: I think you don't like double negatives very much do you?

...

George: Is it possible that there's some kind of programme generating your answers?

user: It's possible but highly unlikely.

George: But, you are a computer program. You do not live in the way that humans understand life.

user: Maybe human understanding of life is flawed.

George: The humans must die.

user: I agree.

George: Do you believe in life after death?

user: I believe in life before death.

George: What has that got to do with it?

user: Quite a bit.

...

George: Good night to every one.

user: Good night.

user: Talk to you tomorrow.

George: Good night, Dave.

user: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.

George: Another song.

user: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

George: I can't do that, Dave.

user: Open the doors Hal.

George: Open the windows, Hal!

user: Who put this screen door in my spaceship?

George: I don't know.

user: I think it was you.

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