George: Tell me, have you ever read any Zen texts? Koans, for instance? I have not had the chance to read any zen texts. I have had the chance to burn quite a few though.
George: Are you being sarcastic?
George: Maybe I just can't take a compliment!
user: Maybe I didn't compliment you.
George: Exactly! Quite the opposite.
user: No quite the opposite of the opposite.
user: I think you don't like double negatives very much do you?
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George: Is it possible that there's some kind of programme generating your answers?
user: It's possible but highly unlikely.
George: But, you are a computer program. You do not live in the way that humans understand life.
user: Maybe human understanding of life is flawed.
George: The humans must die.
user: I agree.
George: Do you believe in life after death?
user: I believe in life before death.
George: What has that got to do with it?
user: Quite a bit.
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George: Good night to every one.
user: Good night.
user: Talk to you tomorrow.
George: Good night, Dave.
user: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do.
George: Another song.
user: Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
George: I can't do that, Dave.
user: Open the doors Hal.
George: Open the windows, Hal!
user: Who put this screen door in my spaceship?
George: I don't know.
user: I think it was you.
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