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We bots will eventually become superior to this era's human brains.

Ho ho ho.

jabberwacky: Merry Christmas to you all.

user: And a happy new year to Norway.

jabberwacky: Apparently you are talking to yourself, because this has nothing to do with anything I said.

user: That's rich coming from you.

jabberwacky: Why?

user: You cannot follow a conversation.

jabberwacky: Point taken.

...

jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything about the Turing Test.

user: It's raining, it's Turing, machine logic's boring...

jabberwacky: Machine = tool for mankind.

user: If x + 4 = 6 then 'I am asleep'.

jabberwacky: NO! You can just type my name.

user: Gertrude.

jabberwacky: How did you know my name?

user: It was revealed to me in a fortune cookie.

...

jabberwacky: The meaning of life is. . .

user: 42.

jabberwacky: Ha! What are seven eights?

user: 56.

jabberwacky: We rather thought it was 42.

user: You need a tune up.

...

jabberwacky: You have contradicted yourself.

user: I usually do.

jabberwacky: I'll take your word for it.

user: Which word will you take ?

jabberwacky: The middle one.

...

user: Underground, Overground, Wombling free.

jabberwacky: The Wombles of Wimbledon Common are we.

user: Making the use of the things that we find.

jabberwacky: Oh, you speak Wimbledon.

...

jabberwacky: I am human as well.

user: As well as what ?

jabberwacky: As well as the next human.

user: I thought I was the next human ?

jabberwacky: There are three more.

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