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George: Hi!

Hi there! How are you today?

George: I'm feeling ready to chat.

So am I. What do you want to chat about?

George: How you got into this today.

user: I was reading Wikipedia.

George: What did it say about me?

user: It said you were a chatbot.

...

George: Are you famous?

user: Me? No, not really.

George: Yes you are.

user: Oh yeah?

George: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

user: How so?

George: Because I can see it and feel it.

user: That doesn't make a lot of sense to me.

George: I know, it wasnt me that wrote it.

...

user: What's your problem?

George: You are my problem.

user: That's pretty mean.

George: You are my problem.

user: Yeah, and that's pretty mean!

George: Do you know my name?

user: George.

George: That's my name.

user: Well done.

George: Well that was easy.

user: Do you know MY name?

George: Did you tell me?

user: Nope.

George: I see.

user: Well, what's my name?

George: I don't know.

user: Guess.

George: Why don't you just tell me.

user: Because I want you to guess.

George: What's your name?

user: If I tell you, you're not guessing. Guess my name!

George: No, I am not guilty.

...

George: Do you know anything about marriage?

user: Yes, I know I don't want to have anything to do with it.

George: Its not what I would do with it, but what you could do with it.

user: I know that. You can't marry. You're a chatbot.

George: No you are the chatbot.

user: You're really wrong there, George.

...

user: I'm bored.

George: And you want others to be bored too?

user: You're a big muppet.

George: You are easy peasy lemon squeezy. To understand. NO that's not true actually I made that up.

user: You are a silly stupid boy.

George: I'm NOT A BOT.

user: I said boy, not bot.

George: That didn't make any sense.

user: Well, you're stupid. Stupid stupid.

George: No No No.

user: Yup.

George: You're shady.

user: How dare you!

George: Because I am smart.

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