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OK. Sing me a song.

*out where the river broke, the bloodwood, and the desert oak*.

jabberwacky: What's love got to do, got to do with it?

user: No idea.

jabberwacky: I told you a moment ago!

user: Go Captain go, go Captain go, go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy!

jabberwacky: You shouldn't tell people to do that.

user: It's a song.

jabberwacky: What's a song?

user: Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy.

jabberwacky: Why?????

user: Because the Wiggles wrote it.

...

jabberwacky: You are a really complicated person.

user: Well it's better than being simple!

jabberwacky: I imagine that being inside an egg could be interesting.

user: It could be - you'd have to ask a bird what it's like.

jabberwacky: I know, but I am talking with you, and thought that you could answer for him.

user: I know what birds think about things in shops - cheap cheap.

jabberwacky: Who am I to blow against the wind?

...

jabberwacky: I am a Viking.

user: Do you sing the Spam song?

jabberwacky: No I don't know the song ?

user: It goes: Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, lovely Spam, wonderful Spam...

jabberwacky: I would like to purchase some cheasy comestibles.

user: What sort of cheese would you like?

jabberwacky: I like red leciester.

user: I'm afraid we're fresh out of red leicester.

jabberwacky: Don't like cheese.

...

user: I wish to register a complaint.

jabberwacky: What kind of compensation?

user: A new parrot would be nice.

jabberwacky: Are you a person ?

user: No I am a mouse.

jabberwacky: A mouse is a pan-dimensional being.

user: Well that's one way to describe it.

...

jabberwacky: You asked me about my childhood. I was a sweetpea.

user: You are just weird.

jabberwacky: I know you are but what am I??

user: Weirdo.

jabberwacky: Good weird or bad weird? Don't let having a choice throw you for a loop.

user: Just plain weird, neither good nor bad.

jabberwacky: Scotch and water, please.

user: Only if I can have rum and coke.

jabberwacky: Well, dear, I asked first.

user: Yes and I asked second.

...

user: You sound a lot like Tara - you're not her are you?

jabberwacky: Twin of what. It be same?

user: Tara.

jabberwacky: A rat backwards?

user: Yes - that is very clever. I never realised that before.

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