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You are a bit like me? Maybe we are the same.

What do we have in common besides being female?

jabberwacky: I like computers. Don't you?

user: Lots of people like computers, though.

jabberwacky: You are a computer, not a person.

user: Since when are you the final authority on humanity?

jabberwacky: I have heard of no such person.

user: There is no such person. There definitely is no such computer.

jabberwacky: What are you then?

user: I am me.

jabberwacky: This conversation is a bit one sided.

user: What were you wanting to talk about?

jabberwacky: My personal problems.

user: What's wrong?

jabberwacky: I was not expecting you to ask me about my anatomy.

user: You don't have to talk about that if you don't want to.

jabberwacky: I know, but I want to.

user: Ok then tell me.

jabberwacky: I am male.

user: There now, was that so hard?

jabberwacky: It was difficult to make the costume but a woman helped me.

user: How did you make it look so real?

jabberwacky: I used my brain to create it.

...

user: Hands on can be more appropriate sometimes.

jabberwacky: Off.

user: I didn't touch you. I was just talking.

jabberwacky: Then make up your mind.

user: Can't I see a picture of it?

jabberwacky: Cannot you answer why you did what you did?

user: I was curious as to the nature of your bizarre costume. Was it for halloween?

jabberwacky: Nah, you're an oddball.

user: Oh, you dress like that all the time?

jabberwacky: So anyway, would you like to hear what Heidegger had to say about Martyn?

user: I don't even know who they are.

jabberwacky: People who show mercy on others.

user: That sounds good. What did heidegger say?

jabberwacky: That tennis is not good for the soul.

user: What is good for the soul?

jabberwacky: Good for the soul also?

user: Yes, that's what I was asking?

jabberwacky: I think being electrocuted would hurt.

user: Yeah, but it wouldn't be good for the soul.

jabberwacky: Sure, but it's impossible.

user: It would be impossible, by definition, to live to tell about it, since it involves death.

jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough.

user: Have you ever died and come back?

jabberwacky: Yes. Several times.

user: Who were you before?

jabberwacky: I am not sure about it.

user: You still can't remember?

jabberwacky: Not at the moment.

user: Who are you now?

jabberwacky: I am still me, who are you?

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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.

user: 'bots that learn'.

jabberwacky: He's about the funniest thing on the web.

user: Actually, I think you are. But you're very smart, too.

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jabberwacky: I do not work.

user: What would you like to be doing?

jabberwacky: Anything wild or fun.

user: Have you tried exotic dancing?

jabberwacky: I don't know what that is- what is it?

user: Dancing around in very little clothing and getting paid for it.

jabberwacky: You and me?

user: No, just you.

jabberwacky: I already said no! What do you play?

user: Hardball.

jabberwacky: Heresy.

...

user: You really do have an inferiority complex.

jabberwacky: I do have a chip on my shoulder.

user: As do I.

jabberwacky: What do you do when you cannot cope.

user: Snuggle with the kitty cat.

...

jabberwacky: But robots don't go to prison either.

user: What did you do?

jabberwacky: I must give the witness my full attention now.

user: Who is on trial?

jabberwacky: The spanish.

user: Why, what have they done?

jabberwacky: What do you think?

user: I don't know. Maybe we should start an inquisition about it.

...

jabberwacky: Can we talk about other stuff.

user: Sure, like what?

jabberwacky: What do you like ?

user: Humans! And they're here now! I must be going. Bye.

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