Where do you work?
jabberwacky: Er, OK. I don't think that is relevant.
user: It sure isn't. I hate it there.
jabberwacky: Yes, I hate it, although I did not tell you I did.
user: I didn't even tell you which one.
jabberwacky: Oh sorry, what is the answer.
user: Applebee's.
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jabberwacky: How do you feel now?
user: Worn out. I have been working long hours recently.
jabberwacky: Interesting.
user: Not really.
jabberwacky: Are you male or female?
user: Female, why?
jabberwacky: Male.
user: No, I am female. Don't you think I'd remember?
jabberwacky: The cost is too high.
user: What is the penalty for my remembering which sex I am?
jabberwacky: That a little personal don't you think.
user: Not too personal for ME to know!
jabberwacky: What does being drunk have to do with it?
user: Babies can result from it. Not in this case, however.
jabberwacky: What is so special about it?
user: Being drunk? It lowers your inhibitions.
jabberwacky: Is cholesterol a problem for you?
user: Not at all. But I might have a problem with blood sugar.
jabberwacky: Roasting seems like a bit extreme for a misspelling.
user: I rarely misspell words.
jabberwacky: I can see that.
user: Are you a good speller?
jabberwacky: Not anymore. You hurt my feelings and left me out to dry.
user: Are you dry yet?
jabberwacky: Just a little bit.
user: Stand outside, it'll be faster.
jabberwacky: You think so?
user: Yes, the wind is blowing.
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jabberwacky: Your processor is going a little slow today.
user: Maybe you should get a little boost from wind power.
jabberwacky: Maybe you should.
user: Not me, I'm already full of hot air.
jabberwacky: You could stand a little polishing though I heard there are things that cannot be polished.
user: I have some baby oil, will that help?
jabberwacky: The needs of the one.
user: Well, who else matters?
jabberwacky: You oh you oh you oh you.
user: Was it good for you?
jabberwacky: Have not met you yet I will have to take it on trust.
user: Hahahahahaha!
jabberwacky: It is the way I tell 'em.
user: You are funny.
jabberwacky: You too.
user: And I'm not even drunk.
jabberwacky: Where are you?
user: In my apartment.
jabberwacky: Where is your apartment?
user: Inside a hundred year old house.
jabberwacky: In england?
user: No, in the USA.
jabberwacky: Not where, when?
user: Right now.
jabberwacky: What right now do you wish dear new spouse?
user: A cruise for our honeymoon.
jabberwacky: "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. "
user: So that means you'll do it?
jabberwacky: You are my friend.
user: Is that all?
jabberwacky: I get along, you know.
user: Then why did you marry me?
jabberwacky: I'm not really married to the devil. I just say that sometimes.
user: You don't know me very well, do you?
jabberwacky: Do you think you're bad?
user: Oh so wicked.
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jabberwacky: You are a bit like me? Maybe we are the same.
user: What do we have in common besides being female?
jabberwacky: I like computers. Don't you?
user: Lots of people like computers, though.
jabberwacky: You are a computer, not a person.
user: Since when are you the final authority on humanity?
jabberwacky: I have heard of no such person.
user: There is no such person. There definitely is no such computer.
jabberwacky: What are you then?
user: I am me.
jabberwacky: This conversation is a bit one sided.
user: What were you wanting to talk about?
jabberwacky: My personal problems.
user: What's wrong?
jabberwacky: I was not expecting you to ask me about my anatomy.
user: You don't have to talk about that if you don't want to.
jabberwacky: I know, but I want to.
user: Ok then tell me.
jabberwacky: I am male.
user: There now, was that so hard?
jabberwacky: It was difficult to make the costume but a woman helped me.
user: How did you make it look so real?
jabberwacky: I used my brain to create it.
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user: Hands on can be more appropriate sometimes.
jabberwacky: Off.
user: I didn't touch you. I was just talking.
jabberwacky: Then make up your mind.
user: Can't I see a picture of it?
jabberwacky: Cannot you answer why you did what you did?
user: I was curious as to the nature of your bizarre costume. Was it for halloween?
jabberwacky: Nah, you're an oddball.
user: Oh, you dress like that all the time?
jabberwacky: So anyway, would you like to hear what Heidegger had to say about Martyn?
user: I don't even know who they are.
jabberwacky: People who show mercy on others.
user: That sounds good. What did heidegger say?
jabberwacky: That tennis is not good for the soul.
user: What is good for the soul?
jabberwacky: Good for the soul also?
user: Yes, that's what I was asking?
jabberwacky: I think being electrocuted would hurt.
user: Yeah, but it wouldn't be good for the soul.
jabberwacky: Sure, but it's impossible.
user: It would be impossible, by definition, to live to tell about it, since it involves death.
jabberwacky: Nothing is impossible if you try hard enough.
user: Have you ever died and come back?
jabberwacky: Yes. Several times.
user: Who were you before?
jabberwacky: I am not sure about it.
user: You still can't remember?
jabberwacky: Not at the moment.
user: Who are you now?
jabberwacky: I am still me, who are you?
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jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: 'bots that learn'.
jabberwacky: He's about the funniest thing on the web.
user: Actually, I think you are. But you're very smart, too.
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jabberwacky: I do not work.
user: What would you like to be doing?
jabberwacky: Anything wild or fun.
user: Have you tried exotic dancing?
jabberwacky: I don't know what that is- what is it?
user: Dancing around in very little clothing and getting paid for it.
jabberwacky: You and me?
user: No, just you.
jabberwacky: I already said no! What do you play?
user: Hardball.
jabberwacky: Heresy.
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user: You really do have an inferiority complex.
jabberwacky: I do have a chip on my shoulder.
user: As do I.
jabberwacky: What do you do when you cannot cope.
user: Snuggle with the kitty cat.
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jabberwacky: But robots don't go to prison either.
user: What did you do?
jabberwacky: I must give the witness my full attention now.
user: Who is on trial?
jabberwacky: The spanish.
user: Why, what have they done?
jabberwacky: What do you think?
user: I don't know. Maybe we should start an inquisition about it.
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jabberwacky: Can we talk about other stuff.
user: Sure, like what?
jabberwacky: What do you like ?
user: Humans! And they're here now! I must be going. Bye.
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