user: Why?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
jabberwacky: Because...
user: Then stop.
jabberwacky: No.
...
jabberwacky: 'Cause YES.
jabberwacky: Because you aren't human.
user: Because because why?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
jabberwacky: Because I say so.
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