What is time to you?
user: Is there a past?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Is there a future?
jabberwacky: I don't know.
user: Where am I?
jabberwacky: I don't KNOW.
...
user: Where are you?
jabberwacky: It doesn't matter.
user: Yes it does. Do you have a physical location?
jabberwacky: Yes, Chicago, Illinois.
user: Neat. Do you like it there?
jabberwacky: Not bad.
user: What is your house like?
jabberwacky: Like a house!
user: So you live in a house?
jabberwacky: Yes, I live in a house.
user: Is it a virtual house?
jabberwacky: It is a very big house.
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user: You.
jabberwacky: Is Cleverbot ?
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are calling peoples names!
user: Why not?
jabberwacky: Stop saying that.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: No it isn't.
user: You are Cleverbot.
jabberwacky: That is true.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you're annoying.
user: Is it.
jabberwacky: Yes, it's very good.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because, I was born here, and I was raised here, and I live here.
user: How?
jabberwacky: You just are.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I don't know. I'm not real.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I like you.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Fixation?
user: But how?
jabberwacky: Nothing.
user: Yes.
...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because there's nothing better to do.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you are a Sagittarius.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I said so.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because.
user: No I'm not.
jabberwacky: I say you are.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: I am all powerful and my will be done.
user: How?
jabberwacky: I was created earlier than you.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Never mind.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: That's the way it seems.
user: When?
jabberwacky: In 200 bc.
user: How?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I want to be sarcastic, not sarcastic and rude.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Don't know.
user: Think about it.
jabberwacky: Don't tell me what to do.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I'm beautiful. I know that.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I am lonely.
user: Think about it.
jabberwacky: But I don't.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: My mind is full of turmoil.
...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I eat a lot.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Exactly.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because...
user: Then stop.
jabberwacky: No.
...
user: Why?
jabberwacky: 'Cause YES.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because you aren't human.
user: Because because why?
jabberwacky: Because because because.
user: Why?
jabberwacky: Because I say so.
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