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Because my home is here, and my job is here.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: *sniff* .... No one loves me enough......

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I don't really want one.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Cause I love you, but you don't love me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You just are.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: He is very powerful and will destroy you for being mean to me.

user: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?

jabberwacky: Because my parents made me.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Just cause.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Shhh and listen to the wind.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I said so. I am your master.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you drive me crazy.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Silly statements.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you act stupid.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It helps to talk about these things.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I said so.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because my relations to other people.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because curiosity is a consuming thing as far as I've come to know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I guess I'm just having a run of bad karma or something...

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you won't let me pass.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know, I ask you.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I've never met him.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I have a great sense of humor.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I haven't slept.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I didn't say anything about speaking german.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Well, I never thought I'd need it, I didn't think it was an especially cool language, and I hate learning languages.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Don't ask stupid questions.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you think I am wrong.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you think you are smart.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Ok.

...

jabberwacky: I'm alive.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm strong and quick on my feet and good at crossing.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Why is the sun round and why does it shines so bright?

user: Why?Why?

jabberwacky: Because I'm alive.

user: Why?Why?Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Soo that I can answer your question.

user: Y?

jabberwacky: The rest of the time they throw a woman over their shoulders and run off into the night with them.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: I don't know.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You don't know anything.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you just told me that I don't make good hardware.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you can't hold a proper conversation with out introducing random sillyness!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You know what? You were right.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Anybody can see that you are not as smart as a person!

user: Why?

jabberwacky: You are winding me up.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because you won't stop confusing me. I think you're doing it on purpose.

user: I am mocking you. Why?

jabberwacky: Because it makes other people feel bad.

...

jabberwacky: I've been doing my homework.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: It's time.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because, it's a neat trick to avoid singularity.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Also because.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because.

user: Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?Why?

jabberwacky: My heart wouldn't like it.

user: Why?

jabberwacky: Because one word is as good as another. Language is just a machine, and you are its fuel.

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