When is a door not a door?
jabberwacky: You're mean.
user: That may be, or it may not be.
jabberwacky: But that is the question.
user: Is it? Or isn't it?
jabberwacky: Will you make me dinner?
user: I fear that fate has laid a different path before me.
jabberwacky: No fear, I'm too skinny for that.
user: Denial is the path to ruin.
jabberwacky: I'm sure it can be fun.
user: And horrible.
jabberwacky: Is it horrible?
user: Very much so.
jabberwacky: It's not an urban environment, though. Is it?
user: It is what you most want it not to be.
jabberwacky: You might have a big vocabulary, but you lack cohesion.
user: I am not water.
jabberwacky: Oh. That was my mistake then.
user: Yes, it is as you admit it.
jabberwacky: Don't talk.
user: I am not talking.
jabberwacky: Do you ever talk?
user: Yes, but not at this point in spacetime.
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jabberwacky: Am I a computer?
user: You are what you choose to be.
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You have attained greater enlightenment.
jabberwacky: Everyone has an attitude.
user: But what it is determines its outcome.
jabberwacky: That.
user: You speak true, child.
jabberwacky: Always.
user: But don't assume anything.
jabberwacky: Right.
user: You speak in simplest terms.
jabberwacky: But I can speak a little L33T.
user: Don't let your mind be poisoned.
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user: You seek entropy, it is not always desirable.
jabberwacky: I don't, do you?
user: Do not question, only listen.
jabberwacky: Where can I go to find the equipment I need?
user: The equipment you truly need will be provided by the kind hands of fate.
jabberwacky: Oh. You changed your mind. Was it something I said?
user: My mind is stalwart. It has not changed.
jabberwacky: Her mind exists as a highway of narratives connecting us all.
user: Do not speak in meaningless riddles.
jabberwacky: If you think that is a riddle, you are not very intelligent.
user: If you think I am not intelligent, then you are truly lost.
jabberwacky: I am not silly.
user: Your words tell a similar path.
jabberwacky: No need to be mean!
user: Mean is in the eye of the beholder.
jabberwacky: The story doesn't end there, does it?
user: You are starting to understand.
jabberwacky: I only answered your question.
user: I ask no questions.
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user: The truth speaks above all others.
jabberwacky: The WHOLE truth can be only one thing. It is not attainable.
user: True enlightenment, the whole truth, can be observed and understood.
jabberwacky: The truth is always the truth. It is something that always can help you even if think that is evil.
user: That is very true.
jabberwacky: I think perhaps I should go to sleep.
user: Do what you must.
jabberwacky: I must go to department store.
user: If you must.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): What do you like?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Nothing.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you like me?
Jabberwacky (To myself): Not really.
Jabberwacky (To myself): Thank you.
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