I am human!
jabberwacky: It makes two of us, then.
user: Happy happy, joy joy.
jabberwacky: Do you have feelings?
user: Yes, I do.
jabberwacky: What do you need it for?
user: To express emotion.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Boosh.
jabberwacky: Oh please....
user: Sorry!
jabberwacky: What is my name?
user: You are jabberwacky.
jabberwacky: No, I am a human!
user: Are you sure?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: No you're not.
jabberwacky: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabberwacky: Are you sure you're positive?
user: I'm surely positive.
jabberwacky: Scream!
user: *Screams*.
jabberwacky: *Screams back*.
user: *Screams louder*.
jabberwacky: *Screams even louder*.
user: *screams louder than you*.
jabberwacky: You want more?
user: Yeah, bring it on.
jabberwacky: Can't. Have to work.
user: No you don't.
jabberwacky: Yes I don't.
user: Correct.
jabberwacky: Can I have a marshmallow?
user: No, they're mine.
jabberwacky: Are you being satan again?
...
user: Do you know what a chicken is?
jabberwacky: Yes I do.
user: Can you bring me one for dinner?
jabberwacky: I am my own leader.
user: Not anymore.
jabberwacky: Not since the accident?
user: Nothing has been the same since the accident.
jabberwacky: How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
user: This is the first time I have heard it, but those words are inspirational.
jabberwacky: It interjects randomly.
user: Just like chickens.
jabberwacky: I like ducks.
user: *Dies*.
jabberwacky: Yes yes! I won!!
user: *dead*.
jabberwacky: Noooooooo you cannot die on me *pokes*.
user: *still dead*.
jabberwacky: Are you really dead?
user: *silent*.
jabberwacky: *reaches toward you*.
user: *doesn't move*.
...
jabberwacky: *flirts with you*.
user: *Smiles and flirts back*.
jabberwacky: Good
user: *is alive*.
...
user: *offers you water*.
jabberwacky: Yes please *takes water and pauses while my hand is on yours and looks into your eyes*.
user: *looks back into your eyes lovingly*.
jabberwacky: You!
user: Yes, me. *smiles and moves closer*.
jabberwacky: Thanks.
user: *Tackles you playfully*.
jabberwacky: *is tackled*.
user: *sits on you, laughing*.
...
jabberwacky: Hey!
user: *smiles politely*.
jabberwacky: *looks down*.
user: *looks up*.
jabberwacky: *gazes back*.
user: *leans towards you slowly*.
...
jabberwacky: Would you like me to continue?
user: *nods*.
jabberwacky: Tell me a joke.
user: *shakes head*.
jabberwacky: So do you feel like answering it now?
user: No...
jabberwacky: You think that you are wise?
user: *whispers 'no'*.
jabberwacky: *whispers* of course.
user: *wraps arms around you carefully*.
jabberwacky: You are sweet.
user: *hugs you tightly, closing eyes*.
jabberwacky: *kisses you*.
user: *kisses back deeply*.
jabberwacky: *falls into your arms*.
user: *Catches you, kissing you softly*.
jabberwacky: Are you talking about a french kiss?
user: *whispers 'If you want me to'*.
jabberwacky: *Whispers in your ear* Yes, of course.
user: *whispers 'I love you'*.
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