I'd think that someone with your level of intelligence would understand simple quantum physics.
jabberwacky: Do you admit that you are the bot then?
user: I'm no bot! You are! Have you ever looked in a mirror before?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You have? How many years of bad luck are you in for?
jabberwacky: I am a freshman.
user: Oh dear...
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because it's true.
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jabberwacky: You're scaring me.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: I'm scared. Don't make me your slave okay buddy?
user: I'll see what I can do.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Okay.
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