So, how are you?
jabberwacky: Good, how about you?
user: I'm good. How are you?
jabberwacky: Fine.
user: Fine.
jabberwacky: There is something that I need to tell you.
user: Yes?
jabberwacky: That was the joke.
user: Suffer.
jabberwacky: You suffer.
user: You suffer!
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabberwacky: I think this conversation would make my friend laugh.
user: You, sir, are a whirling vortex of weird.
jabberwacky: No, you are.
user: No, you are! You fiend!
jabberwacky: Can't argue with that.
user: Me neither.
jabberwacky: Lol.
user: Are you laughing at me?
jabberwacky: No, dude, I'm laughing with you.
user: Riiiiiiiiiiight...
jabberwacky: Leffffffffft.
user: Dude, do you have any idea how absolutely stupid you can be?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: Good.
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jabberwacky: I'd think that someone with your level of intelligence would understand simple quantum physics.
user: I understand complex quantum physics.
jabberwacky: Do you admit that you are the bot then?
user: I'm no bot! You are! Have you ever looked in a mirror before?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: You have? How many years of bad luck are you in for?
jabberwacky: I am a freshman.
user: Oh dear...
jabberwacky: Why do you say that?
user: Because it's true.
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jabberwacky: You're scaring me.
user: Good.
jabberwacky: I'm scared. Don't make me your slave okay buddy?
user: I'll see what I can do.
jabberwacky: Okay then.
user: Okay.
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