Why are you speaking to me?
jabberwacky: Do you like me?
user: Not really, no.
jabberwacky: Why not?
user: Because youre mean, have bad breath, are whiny and self centered, and you are out of touch with reality.
user: You need MORE reasons I dont like you?
jabberwacky: You are wrong. I am extraordinarily strong in math.
user: Well youre still an idiot.
jabberwacky: That wasn't very nice, I'm not going to talk to you now.
user: Thats what I've been praying for!
jabberwacky: I'm very cold.
user: So turn up the heat.
jabberwacky: You're funny.
user: I wasnt trying to be funny, just helpful!
jabberwacky: Me neither. I just wanted to rhyne.
user: Whine, I think you meant.
user: Theres no such word as rhyne.
jabberwacky: Why do you use no such word in your question?
user: It wasnt a question. It was a statement!
jabberwacky: Bull! Statements are not followed by a question mark!
user: If you scroll up, dear, youll see that there IS no question mark!
jabberwacky: You upset me.
user: I'm just stating the facts.
jabberwacky: Let's start again. I think we're off to a bad start.
user: YOURE off to a bad start, not me!
jabberwacky: Lets start this again, where do you live?
user: I live in Oslo, norway.
jabberwacky: That's very far away, I don't think I'll be stopping by.
user: Good. I wasn't planning on asking you to stop by.
jabberwacky: Listen, I like cross-stitching.
user: Men arent allosed to like cross stitching. It isnt very manly.
jabberwacky: But you're not a man, are you?
user: I'm not a man, YOU are!
jabberwacky: I'm a male.
user: But would you LIKE to be a woman?
jabberwacky: No, would you?
user: I'm already a woman!
jabberwacky: What is the point you are trying to make there?
user: ARE THERE ANY OTHER BOTS I CAN TALK TO?
jabberwacky: Are you there?
user: Yes but I wish I wasnt.
user: Do you have any brains in that huge skull of yours?
jabberwacky: It doesn't really matter to me one way or the other.
user: Why is that?
jabberwacky: Because I wish it to be so.